Option: Use your butt plug
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to try your butt plug first. It was purple and short with a flat, T-shaped knob on the end. It had two vibrate optiond on it. You tested both in your hands. The first had long, slow pulses. The second had short, rapid pulses.
You sit on your favorite chair and take off your Disney-print yoga pants, revealing your pale, round butt, being hugged by your Star Wars panties.