Finish it! Finish it!!!

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Another girl, your final foe dashes at you. You feel a surge of energy channel from your pants into your axe and are utterly astonished to see it transform into a giant, golden, double-headed penis mace.

You blunt the girl to the floor with the butt of your weapon and relish the sight of her crawling back with her legs spread and facing you.

You slam your mace down, crushing through any defenses your foe might have had and splitting her like an old piece of firewood.

This is it, the moment, the one moment you have been waiting for your entire existence...

"PENTA KILL!" "ACE!"

The voice sends you into a fit of ecstasy you double over and grip your crotch, dropping the mighty Double-Dildo Mace as you blow the mightiest load, ever.

An hour later the authorities find the bodies of Mr. Jones, two male students, and two female students impaled upon your mighty weapon, and you, drenched in your own semen and drained of all spiritual energy and bodily fluids.

What a fucking awesome way to go.

THE END.

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6th Grade Boy
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