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- 23:05, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/movie3 (Created page with 'You take her inside to watch ''Boku no Pico,'' the contemporary classic. As you're fawning over how moe Pico is, your waifu surreptitiously slips out, leaving her beer unfinished…') (top)
- 23:03, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/movies (Created page with '"Well, you're just in time," you tell her. "I was going to put on some Netflix and I could use a drink and some company."<br> "Awesome." Your waifu smiles. "What are we watching?…') (top)
- 22:50, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/bondage2b (Created page with 'Amazingly, she's not only cool with it, she invites you in! Man, you thought she'd be interested, and indeed she was! You must have mental powers or something. Be sure to use the…') (top)
- 22:45, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/bondage2a (Created page with 'Your neighbor promptly passes out, splitting her head open on a collectible cat statue. Well, now you're facing manslaughter charges in addition to indecent exposure. Great job. …') (top)
- 22:43, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) Waifu Quest/bondage2 (top)
- 22:43, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/bondage2 (Created page with 'You walk to the next apartment over and knock on the door. As you wait for someone to answer, you cover your crotch with both hands, doing this little self-conscious dance that f…')
- 22:38, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/bondage4 (Created page with 'You think for a moment, visualizing your room, her situation... then...<br> "Hey, babe?" You tap on the door again. "You can touch the bedposts from where you are, right?"<br> "U…') (top)
- 22:32, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/bondage1 (Created page with '"Hey, sweetie?" You tap on the door. "This is going to sound bad, but... I'm locked out."<br> "Well, what do you want me to do about it?" Your waifu's voice sounds faintly throug…') (top)
- 22:26, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/bondage (Created page with 'You pull out the rope you've been saving for just such an occasion. Yes, you haven't forgotten what you learned in the Scouts--always be prepared. Preferably with a knot or two.<…') (top)
- 21:51, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/pizzawhere (Created page with 'Your waifu blinks. "I, uh... I haven't seen him."<br> "Oh. Listen, could you do me a big?" you ask. "The guy from Pizza Hovel is gonna be here in, like, two minutes. Could you go…') (top)
- 21:48, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) Waifu Quest/beer (top)
- 21:48, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/beer (Created page with '"Miller Genuine Draft? Seriously?" you ask. "You're my fantasy and this is the best you can do?"<br> "I... I thought you'd like it." Your waifu casts her eyes downward.<br> "Well…')
- 21:41, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/nope (Created page with 'Before she can say another word, you close the door in her face. You aren't feeling like female company anyway. What do you want to do now? * [[Waifu Quest/fb|Check your Faceboo…') (top)
- 21:38, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/sex3 (Created page with 'The bum freezes at your question. Somewhere in his meth-holed brain, a certain synapse fires for the first time in many years. Images of places and people long gone swirl down ov…')
- 20:59, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/sex2 (Created page with '"This? I fermented it from the tissues I'm always finding in your garbage," the bum explains. "It's kind of like a schnapps, if you will." You immediately projectile-vomit all o…') (top)
- 20:56, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/sex1 (Created page with 'You thank the bum and climb out of the dumpster, thinking on what you've learned today. Sure, what happened to you today hurt, but it wasn't unique. People get their hearts broke…') (top)
- 20:50, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/sex (Created page with '"Holy shit!" With waifu-like reflexes, she dodges your tackle and your dick impacts against the rusty iron railing outside your apartment door. Of course, Newton's First Law bei…') (top)
- 20:34, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) Waifu Quest/waifu (top)
- 20:34, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/waifu (Created page with 'Oh my goodness, it's your waifu--wearing a side-tie bikini and holding a six-pack of Miller Genuine Draft! "Hi, Anon," she says, tracing the curve of her lower lip with a slender…')
- 20:28, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/figure2 (Created page with 'You decide the defect isn't ''that'' bad. You can still fap to the figure. You wouldn't want to rock the boat or anything. Why, if you complained to the company, you would probab…') (top)
- 20:25, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/figure1 (Created page with 'You call the company's support hotline. After 2 hours on hold, you get connected to a guy in India. He says it's user error and refuses to send you a replacement. You're left wit…') (top)
- 20:17, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/package (Created page with 'Is that a Hobby Search logo on the side of the box? Yes, it is! This must be your brand new figurine! Excited, you rip open the packaging, tossing the plastic air baggies aside..…') (top)
- 20:14, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/pizza4 (Created page with 'Ha ha, motherfucker. Okay, what is it really? * Pepperoni * Hawaiian * Chicago style [[Category:Waifu Quest…') (top)
- 20:11, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/pizza3 (Created page with 'Mm, Chicago style! You love those big hunks of meat and vegetables wreathed in that thick sauce, just bursting with tomato flavor. You love that oven-fired pastry crust, so thick…') (top)
- 20:07, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) Waifu Quest/pizza2a (top)
- 20:03, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/pizza2a (Created page with '"BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY HECKA-SUBTLE FLAVORS, BRO!" Guy Fieri flexes, squeezing out droplets of orange oil not unlike the stuff that sloughs off the surface of microwave piz…')
- 19:57, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/pizza2 (Created page with 'Yes, it's a Hawaiian pizza! The pineapple is so sweet and the Canadian bacon so salty. But wait! Suddenly, Guy Fieri bursts through your wall like the Kool-Aid Man! "AYYYYYY, YOU…') (top)
- 19:53, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/pizza1 (Created page with 'Oh, of ''course'' it's pepperoni. How perfectly typical. You know, if you're just going to go with the ''safe'' choice every time, what's the point of even playing this CYOA? Man…') (top)
- 19:51, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/pizza (Created page with 'Hooray, man! Your pizza is here! Actually, what kind of pizza was it, again? * Pepperoni * Hawaiian * [[Waifu Quest/pizza3|Chicago …') (top)
- 19:46, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/jehovah2 (Created page with 'They're used to this--the Jehovah's Witnesses apologize and leave you alone. What do you want to do now? * Check your Facebook * [[Waifu Quest/program|Get som…') (top)
- 19:45, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/jehovah1 (Created page with 'You invite the Jehovah's Witnesses inside to talk. Clearing the pizza boxes and D&D gameboard off your kitchen table, you offer them a seat and your momentary attention. Turns ou…') (top)
- 19:40, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/jehovah (Created page with 'You open the door to see two guys, just a little too clean-cut for this neighborhood, one of them holding a book, the other one looking judgmentally behind you at the enormous Ry…') (top)
- 19:37, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/terminator (Created page with 'Before you can open your mouth and say, "This is so cool! Hold on, let me get my camera. It takes a minute to focus so just bear with me," you are dead. With you gone, the human …') (top)
- 19:33, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/Answer (Created page with 'You decide you might as well. You get up and undo the deadbolt and pull the door wide open, and it's... * Your waifu! * [[Waifu Quest/package|A package for…') (top)
- 19:31, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/lewd (Created page with 'Sweet, you love lewd pictures! Doesn't everyone? You look at a picture of Haruhi licking the handrail on one of those moving walkways they have at the airport. Then you look at a…') (top)
- 19:22, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/program2 (Created page with 'You spend the next 10 hours fixing misplaced brackets. Then you do the same thing the next day. And the next. Eventually you die and nobody notices until your body starts to smel…') (top)
- 19:17, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/program3 (Created page with 'All right, so you did that. Coincidentally, this adventure is now set in the early '80s! Accordingly, you don't have a whole lot of choices for your waifu. It's pretty much just …') (top)
- 19:13, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/program4 (Created page with 'Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of 1,000,000 Bitcoins. You promptly spend them all on an ICBM. Except it turns out it's an old North Korean Taepodong that's been pai…') (top)
- 19:08, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/program5 (Created page with 'Dude, you know it's the NSA that does that stuff, right? NASA is the space one. Not that it makes a difference, because nobody watches your video and it gets quietly taken down …') (top)
- 19:05, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) Waifu Quest/program1 (top)
- 19:04, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/program1 (Created page with 'Got it. You query the boondoggle and drop a bad cookie on the toybox. Running a reverse S.H.I.B.A.R.I. script to cover your trail, you trace the mother node and slap the pointer …')
- 18:57, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/program (Created page with 'Okay, you do that. ...Er, before I write what happens next, how realistic is this story, anyway? * Not realistic at all * [[Waifu Quest/program2|SO REAL…') (top)
- 18:55, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/rp (Created page with 'Okay. You are now roleplaying a shiftless, underemployed anon! Imagine that! * Sweet! Category:Waifu Quest') (top)
- 18:53, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/fb2 (Created page with 'Okay, I'll buy that. So you check your Facebook! Two of your friends are getting married. Another just moved into a gorgeous new place overlooking the San Francisco Bay. Yet anot…') (top)
- 18:40, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/fb (Created page with 'You have a Facebook? In this day and age? Seriously? * I have a lot of friends * I only use it for roleplaying * [[Waifu Quest/Nothing|HAH…') (top)
- 18:38, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest/Nothing (Created page with 'You decide it's probably nothing. If it's important, they'll come back later anyway. And besides, you really need to... * Check your Facebook * [[Waifu Quest/…') (top)
- 18:31, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Category:Waifu Quest (Created page with 'the story of an anon and his waifu') (top)
- 18:30, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) Waifu Quest (top)
- 18:29, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) N Waifu Quest (Created page with 'You're sitting at your computer. It's a slow day on Twitter and the only thing going on over at 4chan is some guy posting photoshops of anime girls with goatse photoshopped over …')
- 18:22, 1 June 2014 (hist) (diff) All Adult Stories
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