Slip out onto the roof
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You have a healthy fear of having your skull smashed in by an inaccurately thrown piece of furniture, so you decide it best to avoid passing by your neighbours' door until they've patched things up. You step out onto your window ledge and swing yourself up onto the roof of the house in one fluid motion.
You will admit that you're a poor fighter, but to survive your childhood on the streets you had to develop lightning-quick reflexes, keen spatial awareness, catlike agility and the speed to run like heck when needed. To meet you in a fair fight (you've heard of them, but that's not so much your groove) an enemy has to find and catch you first. Also, you're an absolute pacifist by principle, and you mostly are in practise, too, almost all the time! People just don't seem to get that you're not a morning person.
As you uncomfortably recall the infamous Linguine Incident, which you may have been involved in back when you were squatting in the textile district, your heart suddenly skips a beat - your landlord is walking down the street, accompanied by two armed thugs!
You noiselessly flatten yourself against the roof, or as flat as you can make yourself with your huge breasts painfully crushed beneath you, and the round, juicy globes of your butt protruding behind you. You wince at the pain in your chest and wistfully remember, for the millionth time, how much easier life was when you were just a sweet, trim little thing that could move like a shadow.
At any rate, your landlord has clearly discovered that those "gold nuggets" you paid your last month's rent in were actually hardened dog feces, painted yellow. The two mercenaries look poorly armed, but easily strong enough to overpower you.
