Ask where the bathroom is

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Revision as of 03:11, 10 September 2007

"Why, right over there, sir" says the helpful individual.

You lock youself in the bathroom, put the lid down, and think for awhile.

Suddenly, it dawns on you. You know what your purpose is.

You march out of the bathroom and proceed to buy several rifles, shotguns, handguns, magazines, and ammunition. Fortunately, your credit card has a high spending limit.

You somehow manage to get all of this back to your apartment without anyone calling the police.

As you sit in your living room, guns and ammunition strewn about the place, your ponder your purpose.

Your purpose is to:

• Become a vigilante crimefighter and make the world a better place. And get some tang on the side from the grateful hotties you save.
• Rape, murder, pillage, and basically fuckin' do whatever you fuckin' want.

Or:

• Decorate your apartment with all the stuff and strive to set the world record for most masturbatory orgasms.