Piggy's Day/Slethany

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You take a plane to Slethany, in South-eastern Africa. As you leave the airport, you find yourself ankle-deep in elves. Elves are tiny, magical, humannoid creatures that, like dwarves, have beards regardless of gender. They all wear red, pointy hats, and speak in a language somewhat recognizealbe to humans.

Piggy: "Well, some might call this an infestation, indeed."

One of the elves notices you, and tells one of the other elves.

Elf 1: "Pig. Plane."

Elf 2: "What?"

Elf 1: "Suitcase."

Elf 2: "SUITCASE!?"

The two elves run panicking in opposite directions, spreading rumours of this "Pig" that is appaerantly coming to kill them all.

Piggy: "Oh, no. This doesn't look good. There's only two possibilities here: either these things will eat me, or crown me as their king."

A few of the elves overhear this monologue.

Elf 3: "Eat?"

Elf 4: "King. Pig?"

Elf 5: "RACISTNAZISWINEJEWISHSWATZKIZKAHOLOCAUST!"

You try backing away while the elves are still struggling to pronounce the word "swastika".

Piggy: "Oh, no, these guys don't seem to like stereotyping."

Elf 3: "Big Pig."

Elf 5: "Stomp. Death."

The elves are worried that you might be too big to take down, and you could easily stomp them to death.

The elves decide that:

• Piggy's Day/They can outnumber you
• Piggy's Day/It would be safer to befriend you