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The silence is then broken by enthusiastic cheers, rough pats on the back and happy laughter as you offer to buy the next round of beer with what little money you have. The party then starts all over again, and you're allowed to laugh at their jokes, hear stories of their conquests and witness as they suddenly start to sing; | The silence is then broken by enthusiastic cheers, rough pats on the back and happy laughter as you offer to buy the next round of beer with what little money you have. The party then starts all over again, and you're allowed to laugh at their jokes, hear stories of their conquests and witness as they suddenly start to sing; | ||
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| - | Wrap her hair around a plank, | + | ''Oh, there's fourteen ways to fuck an elf, fuck an elf, fuck an elf.'' |
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| - | + | ''there's fourteen ways to fuck an elf, and here is number seven:'' | |
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| + | ''Wrap her hair around a plank,'' | ||
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| + | ''Pour some sunpus down her crank'' | ||
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| + | ''Give her ass a mighty spank'' | ||
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| + | ''Jab your cock straight up her bank'' | ||
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| + | ''And now there's seven more!'' | ||
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Despite having the time of your life, you remind yourself that you still need to find a job, and part ways with the celebrating orcs. | Despite having the time of your life, you remind yourself that you still need to find a job, and part ways with the celebrating orcs. | ||
Current revision as of 19:15, 23 March 2014
The silence is then broken by enthusiastic cheers, rough pats on the back and happy laughter as you offer to buy the next round of beer with what little money you have. The party then starts all over again, and you're allowed to laugh at their jokes, hear stories of their conquests and witness as they suddenly start to sing;
Oh, there's fourteen ways to fuck an elf, fuck an elf, fuck an elf.
there's fourteen ways to fuck an elf, and here is number seven:
Wrap her hair around a plank,
Pour some sunpus down her crank
Give her ass a mighty spank
Jab your cock straight up her bank
And now there's seven more!
Despite having the time of your life, you remind yourself that you still need to find a job, and part ways with the celebrating orcs.
| Status | ||
| Health | Dangerously Horny, mated to Bethilda | Equipment:
Pants |
| Experience | Virgin | |
| HP | 100 | |
