LoneLoser Reloaded

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Finalmente! Dopo anni di sofferenza, con il culo ormai quadro a causa dell'orribile sella del tuo beneamato Fifty, sei riuscito a dar fondo alle tue finanze!! Adesso sei l'orgoglioso proprietario di una fiammante Apecar!!
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It was your 18 years birthday, and you was exited, as you now could do as you liked. Both your parent had died. Your parents had divorced when you was about 3 years old. Your mother had remarried, so your father. When your mother died, your stepfather married a very young woman. You were living with your mother, and after she died you lived with your stepfather, who was very strict and did not allow you anything. His children from a former marriage, one son and three daughters were rude to you. Your stepmother, who now was about 40, had 3 children from a former marriage, all girls, were also competing in treating your badly. Now it was time to take revenge.
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You were aslep in your bed, when somebody kicked you. You woke up and saw that the person doing this was.
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Stai dialogando amabilmente al cellulare con Giuda, il tuo migliore amico, quando ti accorgi che dietro di te si sta formando una colonna di automezzi di dimensione biblica. Guardando negli specchietti, ti rendi conto che la gente ti suona il clacson, rivolgendoti parole che non comprendi, ma che comunque intuisci come vagamente offensive per te e/o tua madre.
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"Oh, Giuda: sai che figata?? Tengo dietro tutta la Saronnese!! E non sono neanche a manetta!! Il tachimetro segna ben 35 Km/h!!"
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*[[Your elder stepsister Angelica]]
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*[[Your elder stepsister Susan]]
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In quel mentre, scorgi all'orizzonte il tuo nemico numero uno: i Vigili Urbani.<br>
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*[[Your elder stepsister Monica]]
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Ti minacciano con la paletta!<br>
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*[[Your stepmother Lucy]]
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Idioti: credono forse di poterti intimidire con un'arma così antiquata?<br>
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Allora tu:
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*[[Acceleri, cercando di raggiungere la velocità massima]]
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*[[Rallenti, per mettere in atto un maxi-tamponamento a catena che distragga i Vigili, così da poter fuggire indisturbato]]
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*[[Ingoi le chiavi dell'Apecar]]
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[[Category: Lone Loser]]
[[Category: Lone Loser]]

Revision as of 13:23, 11 October 2010

It was your 18 years birthday, and you was exited, as you now could do as you liked. Both your parent had died. Your parents had divorced when you was about 3 years old. Your mother had remarried, so your father. When your mother died, your stepfather married a very young woman. You were living with your mother, and after she died you lived with your stepfather, who was very strict and did not allow you anything. His children from a former marriage, one son and three daughters were rude to you. Your stepmother, who now was about 40, had 3 children from a former marriage, all girls, were also competing in treating your badly. Now it was time to take revenge. You were aslep in your bed, when somebody kicked you. You woke up and saw that the person doing this was.

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