Adventures of Indiana Zach

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You are at a happy time in the near future 70 trillion years from now in a galaxy not far enough away.  You are in a space cruiser called “The Smudge”.  You are of a race called Xyhfbarjkkdj.
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You are at a happy time in the near future 70 trillion years from now in a galaxy not far enough away.  You are in a space cruiser called “The Smudge”.  You are of a race called Lilpir.
Suddenly an utterly disgusting alien is teleported onto "The Smudge".
Suddenly an utterly disgusting alien is teleported onto "The Smudge".
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*[[Give Zach food he can eat]]
*[[Give Zach food he can eat]]
*[[Play Call of Duty 4 with Zach]]
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*[[Teleport Zach back to Earth and then kill yourself]]
 
*[[Play Homeworld 2 with Zach]]
*[[Play Homeworld 2 with Zach]]
*[[Play Halo with Zach]]
*[[Play Halo with Zach]]
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NOTE: Please do not cause Zach to experience extravagant or un-necessary pain. If you do this you shall be prosecuted by the laws set down in the Shadow Proclamation. [[Category: Adventures of Indiana Zach]]
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'''NOTE TO EDITORS''': Please do not cause Zach to experience extravagant or un-necessary pain. If you do this you shall be prosecuted by the laws set down in the Shadow Proclamation. [[Category: Adventures of Indiana Zach]]

Current revision as of 02:25, 14 June 2008

You are at a happy time in the near future 70 trillion years from now in a galaxy not far enough away. You are in a space cruiser called “The Smudge”. You are of a race called Lilpir.

Suddenly an utterly disgusting alien is teleported onto "The Smudge".

You ask it what its name is and it hits a translator disc on its belt then it replies, “My name is Zach.”

You scream in fear and then ask what a Zach is.

Zach replies, “I am a human from a galaxy named after a candy bar.”

You reply, “The Milky Way?”

Zach then says, “How did you know the name?”

You reply yet again, “We have a candy bar here with that name, although it would probably be toxic for you. If you tried some you would die an incredibly painful death.”

You:

NOTE TO EDITORS: Please do not cause Zach to experience extravagant or un-necessary pain. If you do this you shall be prosecuted by the laws set down in the Shadow Proclamation.

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