Piggy's Day/The operation follows through
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You wake up from the anesthesia. You feel very woozy. Both your doctor and his assistant are there to greet you. | You wake up from the anesthesia. You feel very woozy. Both your doctor and his assistant are there to greet you. | ||
| - | Doctor: "How are you feeling, Piggy?" | + | '''Doctor:''' "How are you feeling, Piggy?" |
| - | Piggy: "Uhh... It feels my stomach's been cut open. What did you do to my brain?" | + | '''Piggy:''' "Uhh... It feels my stomach's been cut open. What did you do to my brain?" |
| - | Doctor: "Well, we re-electrolycized it. But more importantly we accidentally made a huge scar | + | '''Doctor:''' "Well, we re-electrolycized it. But more importantly we accidentally made a huge scar in your bellyPLEASEDONTSUEUS!" |
| - | You look at your belly. There, in fact, is a massive scar. Technology to remove permanent scars exists in this | + | You look at your belly. There, in fact, is a massive scar. Technology to remove permanent scars exists in this day and age, but it requires two weeks before the results are shown, and what with you walking naked in public, that would be embarrassing. |
| - | Piggy: "But I can't go to public like this for two weeks! I don't know, man, can't you get me some compensation?" | + | '''Piggy:''' "But I can't go to public like this for two weeks! I don't know, man, can't you get me some compensation?" |
| - | Doctor: "Any monetary compensation would be off the hospital's equipment and staff." | + | '''Doctor:''' "Any monetary compensation would be off the hospital's equipment and staff." |
| - | Piggy: "Damn." | + | '''Piggy:''' "Damn." |
| - | You go home, and stay inside for two weeks, like some animal. | + | You go home, and stay inside for two weeks, like some sort of an animal. |
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[[Category:Piggy's Day]] [[Category:Endings]] | [[Category:Piggy's Day]] [[Category:Endings]] | ||
Current revision as of 10:02, 28 March 2016
You wake up from the anesthesia. You feel very woozy. Both your doctor and his assistant are there to greet you.
Doctor: "How are you feeling, Piggy?"
Piggy: "Uhh... It feels my stomach's been cut open. What did you do to my brain?"
Doctor: "Well, we re-electrolycized it. But more importantly we accidentally made a huge scar in your bellyPLEASEDONTSUEUS!"
You look at your belly. There, in fact, is a massive scar. Technology to remove permanent scars exists in this day and age, but it requires two weeks before the results are shown, and what with you walking naked in public, that would be embarrassing.
Piggy: "But I can't go to public like this for two weeks! I don't know, man, can't you get me some compensation?"
Doctor: "Any monetary compensation would be off the hospital's equipment and staff."
Piggy: "Damn."
You go home, and stay inside for two weeks, like some sort of an animal.
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