Ask where the bathroom is

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-"Why, right over there, sir," says the helpful individual.
+#redirect [[User:Furius]]
-You lock youself in the bathroom, put the lid down, and think for awhile.
-Suddenly, it dawns on you.  You know what your purpose is.
-You march out of the bathroom and proceed to buy several rifles, shotguns, handguns, magazines, and ammunition.  Fortunately, your credit card has a high spending limit.
-You somehow manage to get all of this back to your apartment without anyone calling the police.
-As you sit in your living room, guns and ammunition strewn about the place, your ponder your purpose.
-Your purpose is to:
-*[[Become a vigilante crimefighter and make the world a better place.  And get some tang on the side from the grateful hotties you save.]]
-*[[Rape, murder, pillage, and basically fuckin' do whatever you fuckin' want.]]
-Or:
-*[[Decorate your apartment with all the stuff and strive to set the world record for most masturbatory orgasms.]]
-{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Heavily Armed and Reflecting|MP=0|Level=1}}
-[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]