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Pokemon Valley Forums are some shitty forums that focus on no thing about Pokemon in particular (hence the shittiness). -4J- trolled them approximately 10 times before (using accounts Carbrini, CarbrinII, CarbrinIII all the way thorugh to Cabrini_X, god rest their souls), but when PVF sent him an e-mail (as he was on the member's list) telling him of a revamp of the forums and to come back, they made an offer 4J couldn't refuse.

And so, on the night of October 26th, SPAM! became /i/ for the night as PVF was hit with a flurry of SPAM attacks.

The Spamming of PVF

The Thread

This thread made by rusty, the fgt admin from Nightmare Coders became the center of the spam attacks on PVF, as Miz, 4J and Brayels plotted it. Brayels never actually became involved, due to timing of the attacks.

In the Beginning

There was Goatse. Lots and lots of Goatse. 4J Registered under the account "lemonbox", which got mild post rates, and "lemonbox_the_2nd", which was banned on site. Miz registered as "kicklee" and never had any of his posts deleted, due to the fact they were mostly about gay rights and feeling FABULOUS!

And CBC said LET THERE BE SPAM!

As it became apparent IP Bans didn't exist on PV (lol), 4J realised he wouldn't need laggy proxys to help him, and registered as "megamiz" (Miz' SPPf username). Soon, he had over 9000 threads on PVF, and had at least one in any forum he could post in. General Discussion was nearly destroyed, with threads of Goatse, Tubgirl, and WHEN I WAS by the plenty. Miz posted in these threads.

Other subforums became the new target. A thread was posted informing them of their invasion by SPAM!, but was deleted, as it left a direct trial to CBC.

Even more Goatse was posted and sooner rather than later Lemonparty was added into the mix, as well as fat dyke porn, 4J also posted threads reading CARBRINI_XI in a sequence of letters, but none of the fucktards commented.

Soon Reno joined to view the mayhem unfold as Admins were nowhere to be seen (the only people who can ban on PVF). Well, one was at one point, but signed off right before banning "megamiz", caring more about posting in his request shop. This caused some of the members to become pissed with said admin.

Extra joined under the name "likkle man", filling the forums with even more Goatse copypasta. However, all of 4J's threads had now been deleted, lowering his postwhorecount from eye on 70 (~60 threads) to 3 (none).

BUT, this was not the end of the fun. The grand scheme of things was still to come!

A thread was posted informing people not to view threads created by "megamiz" or "kicklee" or anyone like that. It was made in PVF's Announcements section. 4J posted in the thread. Some were curious how 4J could post in a forum only auths could make threads in. Others wanted to see what he had said for himself. This would be the main prelude to the most epic lulz of the evening.

Some members of PVF had commented on "feeling sick" after seeing most the Power 5 posted all over PVF. When they saw 4J's new posts, they were now staring directly at the Pain Series; a barage of STDs, the previously posted Tubgirl, Lemonparty and Goatse, various bodily mutilations and foetal defects. Yum!

People began to post about how they'd contacted other forums 4J went to and got him banned. However, this was a fucking moronic and evident bluff, as the only other one he went to was CBC, which they dont know about, and the fact that they didn't even know who "megamiz" was.

After this, a few members began to try to fight back and outwit the big bad trolls, enraged by seeing what they'd seen. However, one by one their arguements failed and they were shut the fuck up by 4J. Within 15 minutes of being created, the thread was deleted and replaced with a shiny new locked one.

This was a win for SPAM!, and led to the Lockdown of Lulz (see below).

The Lockdown Of Lulz

SPAM! rejoices its victories.

After PVF were thrown into MASS PANIC, some stupid Admin decided the forum needs to go into lockdown, and closed all the threads, because they're fucking losers with enough power to fool around with threads and not be able to do anything marginally useful ban wise. In short, another triumph for SPAM!.

The PVFags had mixed reactions; some rejoiced the lockdown preventing further spam but some wanted to post in their beloved threads. All was not lost though as the "Online List" revealed a flaw in the so-called "Lockdown" - new threads could still be posted in any of the forums. The Mods had simply closed all the threads and called it a forum lock.

The "Site Submission" section was the new target for Megamiz and Likkle kid. Spam threads became plentiful again, with extra posting pictures of assrape and 4J posting Fresh Prince lyrics.

Time soon ran out as 4J had to go, and after he left extra continued to spam. However, an admin came on and soon banned him, megamiz, kicklee and any other accounts registered within the day.

New Restrictions and Revelations :'(

This admin that came on was apparently the only one not a fucktard and made a smart decision.

Admin-confirmation on new accounts was put in place, and suggestions for enabling IP banning on the forum started to spring up. The "Two accounts per day" clause was supposedly removed allowing only one, so this means that you pretty much HAVE to use a proxy if you want to get your account activated. Then, however, so long as you "log out" from PVF if you were banned before, you can log in with your now approved account and have fun.

MAJOR EDIT OF DEPRESSION: They now have IP banning. ;;

By using IPs from their old forums, PVF discovered that "megamiz" was 4J. However, they apparently just hate him for spamming them so much, as they have even falsely claimed that the IPs of Extra and Miz are the same as his.

The Future

Some of the PVFags have revenge in the brain, and are wanting to know 4J's IP address, so they can hack and or raid the forums they go to.

However, this is impossible for the several reasons. The main one being CBCers aren't fucktards. Admin-account activation is already on the forums to prevent bots from joining, and like any other sane forum in the world, we have IP banning. Not to mention the fact a strict rule was that anyone who left a trail to CBC on PVF would be banned straight away, so PVF don't even know it exists.

If you view a thread entitled "The Spammers", you can now view the lulz for yourself as PVFags discuss how badly they got 4J to shut the fuck up, despite the fact most of them who are posting about how badly they "PWNT" him neevr even spoke to him the entire night.

Spire did not fully approve on the raids of PVF, however as of October 27th they are pretty much over for the time being, and it looks that due to the now somewhat-adqequate security on PVF, that an attack matching the proportions and lulz of the first is impossible.

And if you are like "L" and wonder why it happened. What can I say?

We did it for the lulz.