Taylor Bley
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| Statistics | |
| Ring name | The Train |
| Height | 5'5 |
| Weight | 289 lbs |
| Born | November 2, 1991 (age 15) In a back alley |
| Resides | Davenport, Iowa |
| Debut | 2007 |
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Taylor Bley is a fatty McFat pants who likes to rape midgets and eat green beans.
Ever since the tender age of 12, Bley has had a crush on J-Man. At first it was cute and all, but now it's just creepy. J-Man is currently issuing a restraining order.
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CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!
His name is Taylor Ronald Bley, but in the Davenport Wrestling Alliance, he goes by Taylor "the Train" Bley.
When it comes to inspiration, Taylor looks up most to Thomas the choo-choo Train. He finds it so inspiring that despite the fact that everyone told Thomas he COULDN'T make it up the hill, he never gave up. He kept chanting "I think I can I think I can!" and in the end, he MADE IT. This is a lesson Taylor applies in his every day life.
In his matches, Taylor often chants "I think I can I think I can!". No one ever knows what the hell he's talking about.
Other fun facts
Taylor often likes to hang out by the pre-schools and try to beat up little kids for lunch money. It never works; they always beat him up.
He also sleeps with a teddy bear named Mr Snuggly Face.
In wrestling
- Finishing and signature moves
- I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN!!!
- TAYLOR TAYLER TAYLOR
- THATS NOT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- cows
- look at the pretty rainbows!
- i got crabs
- MORE COWS!
- Quotes
- "That's not nice!"
- "I think I can, I think I can!"
- "poop"
- Entrance Theme
- "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
- "Narwhals" by Led Zeppelin
- "Weird trance theme" by some porno musician
- "I'm on a Boat" by The Lonely Island (With Scylla)
Championships and accomplishments
- Davenport Wrestling Alliance
- DWA Undisputed Champion(0 times)
- DWA Hardcore Champion (0 times)
- DWA Tag Team Champion (0 times) with Resistance/Scylla, with Chris Kash
- DWA States Champion (0 times)
- Double Champion (0 times) States and Tag (1), Undisputed Champion and Tag Champ (1)
