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From Bloo Toons

(In the spirit of the post)First off, you suolhd definately get a keg ..I'd go with Bud Light. Make sure the mommy-to-be get a good keg stand in (everyone holds her upside down while she takes a good minutes-worth off the spout!)You could make a nice table decoration out of your old Marlboro boxes ..a crib or stroller would be nice. You could make the wheels on the stroller out of cans of Skol.Red light bulbs are a must if you are having an evening affair.Menu:Corndogs and Doritoes are greatSpiked punch .tequilla is preferableSwiss Cake Rolls for desert .you could maybe unwrap a lot of them and make a bigger cake.Cotton candy and popcorn are also a great appetizerInvitations:Instead of sending out boring/traditional paper invitiations. The mommy and daddy-to be suolhd go out for a round of mailbox baseball .then, the next day, shoot all the victims a Punk'd style email letting them know that they are invited and if they don't bring a good gift you'll be stink bombing their houses!As far as paying for all this generosity. I'd skip all the ides you had and just suggest that you hit the local Walmart and five finger discount some nice items you could then put on Ebay. That way no one has to know you are short on cash (that could be embarssing, you know!)Have fun and Celebrate baby!