Episode 1
From Bloo Toons
Episode One of Bloo Toons.
The Bloo has a belly button, and is even harder to comprehend than later in the series!
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Basic Info
- The heading of the HTML page is, "I LOVE ICE CREAM!"
- First posted on Newgrounds and received a low rating for being "too random."
- This episode also uses the newgrounds preloader.
- Was also sent to Albino Black Sheep but was not accepted.
- The sound was from a Beck CD.
- Was not originally meant to be the first part of a series.
Transcript
{An odd character called a Bloo is standing in the middle of a tan-colored backdrop. This "Bloo" is a light shade of blue, (obviously) and has 2 white eyes with no pupils, a reasonably sized mouth, and an X for a belly button. It is rather slender, and is turned off to the right side.}
Bloo: {inaudible, something like, "Gay-chuh."} ... s- uhh... November 6th... (Bloo slowly turns to the camera)... 1945... and we {static click in the sound track is heard} -ould not see went... uh... back to the house and watched MTV... {static click, then Pacman skids across the screen} We're playin' Pacman... {static click}It's all really gross and... {static click, and the Point of View (or POV) zooms in on him as the backdrop darkens dramatically, and the Bloo squints, and gets a darkened sort of lighting on his head} ALL THE KIDS WERE DISEASED! Giant airplanes... {an airplane flies across the screen as the Bloo breaths in heavily, body enlarges and goes back to the regular size} Uhh... crashing underneath... {airplane leans in again from the top-right hand corner and drops something to the bottom-right corner of the screen; static click} 'Lectromagnetic feeted- {some sort of green blast blows away the plane from where the thing was dropped, zooms down to show 2 more Bloos with an evil expression carrying each their own flame thrower; static click} guys with flamethrowers... melting... {the two Bloos pan off to the right; static click, then 2 Taco Trucks crash into each other, spilling brown meat everywhere} ... Taco Trucks were crashed... *static click* And there's sausage meat all over the frun... {static click} ... and The Sasquatch was eating a burrito... {a blurry Black and White picture of a running Sasquatch pops up on screen and enlarges a little bit, with a vaguely yellow rectangle in his hand, most thought of to be a burrito.}
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Real World References
- MTV is for idiots.
- MTV is a music channel that was originally against the mainstream music industry, but now it is apparently THE mainstream now. It is also noted that this channel does not actually play music.
- Pacman is a classic arcade style video game, and is credited for being in the top 200 video games of all time.
- The Sasquatch is a famous Urban Legand.
- Sasquatch has not been proven to eat Burritos.
