The Night Santa Went Crazy
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Basic Info
One of Steven Shafer's most popular flashes. It was submitted to Newgrounds with a pretty good score. It was later submitted to Albino Black Sheep where it was posted on front page and recieved the most amounts of 'send to friend' clicks for that update.
Transcript
Down in the Workshop, all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls, and the good Gentile boys.
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death!
Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath.
From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo!
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
Chorus:
The night Santa went crazy!
The night St. Nick went insane!
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal,
Something finally must have snapped in his brain.
Verse 2:
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet.
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage!
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger!
And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbequed Blitzen.
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
Chorus:
The night Santa went crazy!
The night Kris Kringle went nuts!
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts!
Bridge:
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News.
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'.
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my!
You used to be such a jolly guy...
Verse 3:
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime.
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears.
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years!
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous.
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service!
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights!
Chorus:
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy!
The night St. Nicholas flipped!
Broke his back for some milk and cookies.
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped.
Wo, the night Santa went crazy!
The night St. Nick went insane!
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain!
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain!
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain...
Real World References
- Santa is something parents tell their kids around Christmas so they will act as better children, mostly an excuse for parents not wanting to deal with bad additudes and a way for kids to rake in the dough on the holidays. Santa is generally seen with tons of slave labor, er... elves, and also has befriended high-pitched voice reindeer. He has been featured on thousands of Christmas toys and games.
External Links
Click Here To Watch TNSWC on Porple Montage
