Episode 1
From Bloo Toons
Episode one of Bloo toons.
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Basic Info
- First posted on Newgrounds and recieved a low rating for being "too random."
- This episode also uses the newgrounds preloader too.
- Was also sent to Albino Black Sheep but was not accepted.
- The sound was from a Beck CD.
- Was not origionally meant to be the first part of a series.
Transcript
(An odd character called a Bloo is standing in the middle of a tan-colored backdrop. This "Bloo" is a light shade of blue, (obviously) and has 2 white eyes with no pupils, a reasonably sized mouth, and an X for a belly button. It is rather slender, and is turned off to the right side.)
Bloo: (inaudible, something like, "Gay-chuh.") ... s- uhh... November 6th...
(Bloo slowly turns to the camera)
Bloo: ... 1945... and we (static click in the sound track is heard) -ould not see went... uh... back to the house and watched MTV...
(static click)
(Pacman skids across the screen)
Bloo: We're playin' Pacman... (static click)
Bloo: It's all really gross and... (static click, and the Point of View (or POV) zooms in on him as the backdrop darkens dramatically, and the Bloo squints, and gets a darkened sort of lighting on his head)
Bloo: ALL THE KIDS WERE DISEASED!
Bloo: Giant airplanes... (an airplane flies across the screen as the Bloo breaths in heavily, body enlarges and goes back to the regular size)
Bloo: Uhh... crashing underneath... (airplane leans in again from the top-right hand corner and drops something to the bottom-right corner of the screen; static click)
Bloo: 'Lectromagnetic feeted- (some sort of green blast blows away the plane from where the thing was dropped, zooms down to show 2 more Bloos with an evil expression carrying each their own flame thrower; static click) guys with flamethrowers... melting... (the two Bloos pan off to the right; static click)
Bloo: (2 Taco Trucks crash into each other, spilling brown meat everywhere) ... Taco Trucks were crashed... *static click* And there's sausage meat all over the frun... (static click)
Bloo: ... and The Sasquatch was eating a burrito... (a blurry Black and White picture of a running Sasquash pops up on screen and enlarges a little bit, with a vaguely yellow rectangle in his hand, most thought of to be a burrito.)
(End.)
Real world refference
- MTV is for idiots.
- MTV is a music channel that was originally against the mainstream music industry, but now it is apparently THE mainstream now. It is also noted that this channel does not actually play music.
- Pacman is a classic arcade style video game, and is credited for being in the top 200 video games of all time.
- The Sasquatch is a famous Urban Legand.
- Sasquatch has not been proven to eat Burritos.
