The Night Santa Went Crazy
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| - | + | == Basic Info == | |
| - | [http:// | + | One of Steven's <b>Popular</b> flashes. It was submitted to [http://newgrounds.com Newgrounds] With a pretty good score. It was later submitted to [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Black Sheep] where it was posted on front page and recieved the most amounts of 'send to friend' clicks for that update. |
| - | + | == Transcript == | |
| - | [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/santacrazy Click | + | Down in the Workshop, all the elves were makin' toys |
| + | For the good Gentile girls, and the good Gentile boys. | ||
| + | When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death! | ||
| + | Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath. | ||
| + | From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo | ||
| + | Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo! | ||
| + | And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, | ||
| + | "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!" | ||
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| + | The night Santa went crazy! | ||
| + | The night St. Nick went insane! | ||
| + | Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal, | ||
| + | Something finally must have snapped in his brain. | ||
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| + | Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it. | ||
| + | Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet. | ||
| + | And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage | ||
| + | And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage! | ||
| + | He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger | ||
| + | And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger! | ||
| + | And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbequed Blitzen. | ||
| + | And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!" | ||
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| + | The night Santa went crazy! | ||
| + | The night Kris Kringle went nuts! | ||
| + | Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole | ||
| + | Without steppin' in reindeer guts! | ||
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| + | There's the National Guard and the F.B.I. | ||
| + | There's a van from the Eyewitness News. | ||
| + | And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky. | ||
| + | And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'. | ||
| + | And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why? | ||
| + | My my my my my my! | ||
| + | You used to be such a jolly guy... | ||
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| + | Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time | ||
| + | In a federal prison for his infamous crime. | ||
| + | Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears. | ||
| + | He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years! | ||
| + | But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous. | ||
| + | And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service! | ||
| + | And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night | ||
| + | With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights! | ||
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| + | They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy! | ||
| + | The night St. Nicholas flipped! | ||
| + | Broke his back for some milk and cookies. | ||
| + | Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped. | ||
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| + | Wo, the night Santa went crazy! | ||
| + | The night St. Nick went insane! | ||
| + | Realized he's gettin' a raw deal | ||
| + | Something finally must have snapped in his brain! | ||
| + | Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain! | ||
| + | Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain... | ||
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| + | (taken from [http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/thenightsantawentcrazy.html XVR27's "Weird Al" Yankovic Homepage]) | ||
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| + | == Real World References == | ||
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| + | == External Links == | ||
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| + | [http://www.porplemontage.com/site.php?1=bloo Click Here To Watch TNSWC on Porple Montage] | ||
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| + | [http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/283053 Click Here To Watch TNSWC on Newgrounds] | ||
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| + | [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/santacrazy Click Here To Watch TNSWC on Albino Black Sheep] | ||
Revision as of 03:54, 17 January 2006
Contents |
Basic Info
One of Steven's Popular flashes. It was submitted to Newgrounds With a pretty good score. It was later submitted to Albino Black Sheep where it was posted on front page and recieved the most amounts of 'send to friend' clicks for that update.
Transcript
Down in the Workshop, all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls, and the good Gentile boys. When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death! Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath. From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo! And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy! The night St. Nick went insane! Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal, Something finally must have snapped in his brain.
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it. Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet. And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage! He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger! And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbequed Blitzen. And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy! The night Kris Kringle went nuts! Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin' in reindeer guts!
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I. There's a van from the Eyewitness News. And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky. And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'. And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my! You used to be such a jolly guy...
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time In a federal prison for his infamous crime. Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears. He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years! But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous. And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service! And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights!
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy! The night St. Nicholas flipped! Broke his back for some milk and cookies. Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped.
Wo, the night Santa went crazy! The night St. Nick went insane! Realized he's gettin' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain! Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain! Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain...
(taken from XVR27's "Weird Al" Yankovic Homepage)
Real World References
External Links
Click Here To Watch TNSWC on Porple Montage
