The Night Santa Went Crazy

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For the good Gentile girls, and the good Gentile boys.
For the good Gentile girls, and the good Gentile boys.
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When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death!
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The boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death!
Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath.
Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath.
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And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger!
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger!
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And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbequed Blitzen.
And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbequed Blitzen.
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And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
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My my my my my my!
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My my my my my my my!
You used to be such a jolly guy...
You used to be such a jolly guy...
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(taken from [http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/thenightsantawentcrazy.html XVR27's "Weird Al" Yankovic Homepage])</center>
(taken from [http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/thenightsantawentcrazy.html XVR27's "Weird Al" Yankovic Homepage])</center>
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== Real World References ==
== Real World References ==
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*Santa is something parents tell their kids around Christmas so they will act as better children, mostly an excuse for parents not wanting to deal with bad  additudes and a way for kids to rake in the dough on the holidays. Santa is generally seen with tons of slave labor, er... elves, and also has befriended high-pitched voice reindeer. He has been featured on thousands of Christmas toys and games.
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*Santa Claus, also known as Kris Kringle, is a myth based on the Christian religious figure Saint Nicholas. He is most often connection with the celebration of Christmas.
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==

Current revision as of 21:26, 16 March 2006

A music video of Weird Al's original hit song. Santa goes crazy... but wait, it's still morning!

Contents

[edit] Basic Info

One of Steven Shafer's most popular flashes. It was submitted to Newgrounds with a pretty good score. It was later submitted to Albino Black Sheep where it was posted on front page and recieved the most amounts of 'send to friend' clicks for that update.

[edit] Transcript

Verse 1:

Down in the Workshop, all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls, and the good Gentile boys.

The boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death!

Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath.

From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo!

And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,

"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"


Chorus:

The night Santa went crazy!

The night St. Nick went insane!

Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal,

Something finally must have snapped in his brain.


Verse 2:

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it.

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet.

And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage!

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger! And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbequed Blitzen.

And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"


Chorus:

The night Santa went crazy!

The night Kris Kringle went nuts!

Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole

Without steppin' in reindeer guts!


Bridge:

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.

There's a van from the Eyewitness News.

And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky.

And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'.

And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?

My my my my my my my!

You used to be such a jolly guy...


Verse 3:

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time

In a federal prison for his infamous crime.

Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears.

He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years!

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous.

And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service!

And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night

With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights!


Chorus:

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy!

The night St. Nicholas flipped!

Broke his back for some milk and cookies.

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped.

Wo, the night Santa went crazy!

The night St. Nick went insane!

Realized he's gettin' a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain!

Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain!

Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain...


(taken from XVR27's "Weird Al" Yankovic Homepage)







































































































why no one sayin egggggggggggggggggzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!! ?

[edit] Real World References

  • Santa Claus, also known as Kris Kringle, is a myth based on the Christian religious figure Saint Nicholas. He is most often connection with the celebration of Christmas.





































eggggggggggggggggggggggggggzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit] External Links

Click Here To Watch TNSWC on Porple Montage

Click Here To Watch TNSWC on Newgrounds

Click Here To Watch TNSWC on Albino Black Sheep

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