Blank Club Members and Affiliates

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Over the years, Blank Club members and affiliates have made various notable quotes.

Contents 1 Current Blank Club Members 1.1 Brad Barbour 1.2 Luke Barbour 1.3 Evan Pryzant 1.4 Jesse Aicher 1.5 Bannus Van der Kloot 2 Former Blank Club Members 2.1 Doug MacGillivrey 3 Honored Affiliates 3.1 Joe Horgan 3.2 Tim Myers 4 Other Affiliates 4.1 John Cameron 4.2 Zach Connerty-Marin 4.3 Calvin Holt

Current Blank Club Members

Brad Barbour

• "Two orphans were walking down the cold Portland streets. They asked me for food. And forgiveness." (fragmented selections from 8th grade speech)
• "I'm the Whitney's are there I mean NO offense to you." (Brad just being Ted Stevens)
• "You were talking about... Hillary..." (Clever lie said after Joey lost his train of thought when talking about a French test which Joey actually believed)

Luke Barbour

• "He wiggled. And he giggled." (in reference to Eric Whitney on Snakes on a Plane Day)

Evan Pryzant

• "That's what they all say. Right after they die." (Timeless Quote)
• "Prostituion is the world's oldest religion" (Famous misquote)
• "I'd videochat, but then I'd have to put on some clothes..." (Shocking innuendo)

Jesse Aicher

• "...and that's why corn is my favorite vegetable..." (Jesse's subject changing skills at work when Joey walked in on a conversation about his annoying habits)

Bannus Van der Kloot

Former Blank Club Members

Doug MacGillivrey

Honored Affiliates

Joe Horgan

• "Hey, Hill. What's Killin' Bill?" (Awful Joey pick- up line in the Old Flame era)
• "I like to call people by their first names" (Joey asserting his values)
• "It's a big pair of shoes to fill and I believe that my size 14 feet are the right size" (Selections from the 8th Grade speech)
• "Are any of you familliar with U2? Back in the early nineties they had a song called Zoo Station that went; 'I'm ready. Ready for the laughing gas. I'm ready. Ready for what's next.' I think this reflects the situation." (Selections from the 8th Grade speech)
• "Tim, my face is NOT waterproof!" (Exclaimation after being hit in the face with water)
• "Evan! I'm being psychotic!"
• "Mix it up a little. Like say that you were running the FDA Cyberterrorism Unit and you tripped over a hose!" (upon learning how Zach broke his ankle by tripping on a garden hose)
• "They're trying to save the children!" (Joey commenting on a group of ants carrying larva away from the menacing Bannus, who lifted up the rock in which they lived under)
• "celled but joey is not hoing with mo" (AIM message that mutated horribly due to poor spelling, grammer, and logic)

Tim Myers

Other Affiliates

John Cameron

Zach Connerty-Marin

• "Oh my..." (Timeless quote)

Calvin Holt

• (insert casual conversation here, followed by random denouncement of the Nintendo Wii) Example: "So, what I think what the reading was really trying to say... WII SUCKS!"
• "This is an amazing tent." (Delivered at Relay for Life '06, after making clear that it wasn't his tent in the least... but his friends were just chilling... sketchy.....)
• "It's an amazing (insert noun here)" (frequently said declaration concerning products which Calvin likes)