Blank Club Members and Affiliates

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Over the years, Blank Club members and affiliates have made various notable quotes.

Contents 1 Current Blank Club Members 1.1 Brad Barbour 1.2 Luke Barbour 1.3 Evan Pryzant 1.4 Jesse Aicher 1.5 Bannus Van der Kloot 2 Former Blank Club Members 2.1 Doug MacGillivrey 3 Honored Affiliates 3.1 Joe Horgan 3.2 Tim Myers 4 Other Affiliates 4.1 John Cameron 4.2 Zach Connerty-Marin 4.3 Calvin Holt

Current Blank Club Members

Brad Barbour

• "Two orphans were walking down the cold Portland streets. They asked me for food. And forgiveness." (fragmented selections from 8th grade speech)
• "I'm the Whitney's are there I mean NO offense to you." (Brad just being Ted Stevens)

Luke Barbour

• "He wiggled. And he giggled." (in reference to Eric Whitney on Snakes on a Plane Day)

Evan Pryzant

• "That's what they all say. Right after they die." (Timeless Quote)
• "celled but joey is not hoing with mo" (AIM message that mutated horribly due to poor spelling, grammer, and logic)

Jesse Aicher

Bannus Van der Kloot

Former Blank Club Members

Doug MacGillivrey

Honored Affiliates

Joe Horgan

• "Hey, Hill. What's Killin' Bill?" (Awful Joey pick- up line in the Old Flame era)
• "I like to call people by their first names" (Joey asserting his values)
• "It's a big pair of shoes to fill and I believe that my size 14 feet are the right size" (Selections from the 8th Grade speech)
• "Are any of you familliar with U2? Back in the early nineties they had a song called Zoo Station that went; 'I'm ready. Ready for the laughing gas. I'm ready. Ready for what's next.' I think this reflects the situation." (Selections from the 8th Grade speech)
• "Tim, my face is NOT waterproof!" (Exclaimation after being hit in the face with water)
• "it means bann561u s and i ar bettling over the 4856ka3 yboard"
• "Evan! I'm being psychotic!"
• "They're trying to save the children!" (Joey commenting on a group of ants carrying larva away from the menacing Bannus, who lifted up the rock in which they lived under)

Tim Myers

Other Affiliates

John Cameron

Zach Connerty-Marin

• "Oh my..."

Calvin Holt

• (insert casual conversation here, followed by random denouncement of the Nintendo Wii) Example: "So, what I think what the reading was really trying to say... WII SUCKS!"