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Current revision as of 15:12, 23 December 2006

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DOOM: Repercussions of Evil (Peter Chimaera)

• "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" (Dad, in response to John Stalvern's dream of being on the ships)
• "'This is Joson' the radio crackered. 'You must fight the demons!'" (Cernel Joson, giving orders to engage demons)
• "HE GOING TO KILL US" (The demons, in response to th threat of John Stalvern plasmaeing them)
• "No, John. You are the demons" (faux-mysterioso line to add suspense to the story)

A hole New Pokemon Adventure (Camouflouge)

• "Finally when Arnold came in he was in his underwear.But the wereidest part of all the underwear said Thursday ... and today was Wendsday." (Solid quote)
• "Well you may be wondering why he gets a digimon. It's because The Pokemon and Digimon are having a war and the kings of each kingdom chose a child at random." (Epic-biblically bad idea. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Chose a child at random???)

Cedric Diggory (game-dude)

• “'Do boys take off their shirts in the Muggle world?' asked Marietta with a sick new tone of excite in her voice." (Marietta speaking with a "sick new tone of excite" in her voice)
• “'I bought a ticket,' said Cedric. 'Now, if you ever touch another kid with your foul, filthy hands and I get word of it, you’re gonna find your tail in hell so fast that you’ll think you just saw the apocalypse at the speed of light.'” (Cedric Diggory laying down the law)

Ed's Kiss (Romance and Humor Fanatic)

• "Winry: Want some dessert? I can make a parfait." (lol random dessert)

1. "Rose: I wanna break-up with you.
2. Ed: Why?
3. Rose: Because I said so, okay. Now, leave. I'll pay.
4. Ed: You leave and I'll pay.
5. Rose: FINE!
6. She left the building.
7. Ed: This sucks. DAMMIT!
8. Al: See, Brother? I told you.
9. Ed: Where did you come from?
10. Rose (opening the door): I HOPE YOU DIE!" (sorry about the longjevity, but it was too good to pass up in full)

• "Ed: A healing lady somehow did it." (healing ladies doing what healing ladies do best. severing limbs and putting circles on people's bodies?)

I gotta conceive! (Unholy awe)

• "PaRappa: Come over here and let me kiss you Sunny. The pressure is too much." (Pressure is too much?)
• "PaRappa: I HATE ALWAYS GETTING INTERRUPTED! EVERY TIME SUNNY AND I GET TOGETHER, AS SOON AS WE GET INTO THINGS, SOMEONE OR SOMETHING INTERRUPTS US! I MEAN NOTHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN WHEN WE MAKE OUT, BUT I’LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE EVERYONE BOTHERS US!" (Funny random outburst)
• "(Everyone had a blast. Matt tried to dance with Lammy, of course Katy, PJ, and Ma-san were a little surprised to hear about them going out together. PaRappa was dancing the night away with his girl, Sunny. Despite the fact that Joe kept trying to cut in. All the while, everyone was drinking and the whole club was filled with the smell of some strange smoke. After the party, PaRappa and his friends were so dazed, they drove around in a circle in the parking lot, singing John Cena songs.)" (Another mysterious passage brought to you by I gotta concieve!)

Warning: Explicit Content

• "PaRappa: OH YEAH! I can’t believe we did it! I feel so...Mature. I actually went with Sunny, the love of my life! SUNNY AND I ACTUALLY HAD THE BIG ‘S’! SUNNY AND I HAD THE BIG ‘S’! SUNNY AND I...Sunny and I...Sunny...and...I...DIDN’T HAVE PROTECTION! NOOOOOO!" (Just brilliant.)
• "(PaRappa screams in panic. Meanwhile, Sunny decided to brag to the girls about her latest ‘achievement’.)" (Achievement??? Since when has teen praegnency been an "achievement?")
• "Dad: The what? What’s the big S? Silver? Salmon? Shock absorber? S-" (Dad=idiot)

End Explicit Content

• "Anchorman: Tonight, learn how the rogue kangaroo was captured by some strange faced man today in Australia. All this and more later, but why do I bother telling you this since everyone hates the news." (One of the many examples of terrible/exceedingly random humor in I've Gotta Concieve. Everyone hates the news?)
• "Damn! I don’t know any of this medical mumbo jumbo!" (PaRappa after being told that the cold feeling Sunny gets after the Doctor rubs a gel on her would not last long)
• "Australian: Too bad, freak face! We must be annoying to our guest. It was in the brochure of our hotel." (A duel- strike of more misguided attempts at humor, AND the hilariously stupid insult "freak face")
• "Oops, I’m doing it again. Don’t think about Sunny. You concentrate on stopping incredibly hot fire." (Joe fighting dragons in China?)

Linda and Slash (TriXiPiXi07)

• "Um.. yea I just wanted to apologize to you. I know I haven't been a very good friend lately. For well the last year. I haven't exactly talked to you all that much. Except when we go snowboarding, but we haven't done that a lot either. So yeah, I'm sorry." (Grade-A level neojoey-esque apology)
• "NO SLASH! I AM SICK OF YOUR GAMES! I AM NOT GOING TO JUST GO CRAWLING BACK TO YOU LIKE SOME SICK PUPPY! AND YOU AREN'T GOD'S GIFT TO THE WORLD SO DON'T THINK THAT EVERYTHING COMES TO YOU LIKE ITS NOTHING! IF YOU WANT ME TO FALL FOR YOU, YOU NEED TO GIVE ME SOMETHING WORTH FALLING FOR." (Linda's unexpected angry tirade)
• "Not exactly peachy keen if you get what I'm sayin." (Gold-Rush era description)

School of Video Games (CrashRules33)

• “I’m sorry, Bye.” (Cindy Jones, after learning about Roy's mother's death)
• “Is my tongue still red?” (Mysterious line delivered by Wakko)
• “My brother sucks out loud! Awesome!” (Link in reference to Young Link, his supposed "brother")
• “You should decide, first, rather you want to stay with Cindy or not. If so, then stay with her. But if not, you should dump her. Then you’ll know what to do.” (Marth, with the worst advise ever given)
• “You all know that I’m about to go into Event Match fifty-one, the final showdown, and, let me tell you, that it has been quite a week of preparation. You know, someone once told me that you can do anything if you set your mind to it. I found out that that’s not true. It takes more then pure determination. It takes more then work. It takes understanding. And understanding isn’t something you wake up with one morning. I wasn’t ready for the last Event Match, by a long short. Hell knows that I’m probably not ready now, but I know I’ve gotten closer. You see, all the different things that have happened this week have helped me to prepare for the match. I learned a lot. I learned to understand… well… girls. I learned how to battle an advanced fighter, such as Vader, and I finally beat my friend, Marth, in a match. Sorry, Marth, but I did. Giga Bowser, folks, is no pleasant guy, either. He’s merciless and cruel. Not to mention big. He’s so big that he’s out of this world. See, you have to know what you’re up against when you do stuff like this. It’s not an easy cakewalk, and I can’t believe I’m almost there. But, hey… congratulations to you guys. All of you. The first day you won a match was the day you qualified to fight through all the Event Matches. You’re on the road, now just follow it all the way through." (Speech given the night before attempting Event Match 51)

School of Video Games 2 (Fire-Emblem-Fan-6, formerly CrashRules33)

• “Crazy! Crazy! Hah! You’re the one who’s crazy! And, speaking of crazy, say hello to Crazy Hand!” (Gannonforf is crazy)
• "It was an excellent excuse to stab someone. I wish it could’ve been Pichu, the little brat.” (Flawed logic)
• "This just in, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, and Pikachu, a trio of trouble has just broken out of prison and were last sighted with a gigantic, robotic dinosaur, and two flying, white gloves.” ("News" report, conviently seconds after Principal Iwata cites the need for one)
• "'Welcome to the machine. Like Ecco the Dolphin'." (Quizzical rock? reference, followed by Jenny remarking "And Pink Floyd")
• "'Look,'said Katie, grabbing Roy’s arm. 'A change in appearance!'” (totally unprecedented line with no follow up)
• "'Go to hell,' said the principal. “Mr. Ganondorf, you are expelled! The judge will be very interested to hear about all this. I’m afraid, the Hand Bros., Misters Pikachu and Metwo will have to do some hard time too, but at least they learned something. Giga Bowser will be reprogrammed and have his memory wiped.” (Principal Iwata adressing the mutineed Ganondorf)
• "Within the course of one year, Mewtwo, Pikachu, and the Hand Bros. received full pardon, Giga Bowser was reprogrammed, and Roy turned eighteen. The party had been the wildest that the school had ever seen, and Katie’s transfer into Roy’s room was finally permanent and official. That night, though, Katie hadn’t cared rather it was official or not, she still stayed in Roy’s room. Shadow was made official instructor of the weapons course. Marth and Jenny weren’t around too much, but Red X was often seen bothering the Simpson family. After Roy’s classes, he and Katie had a tendency to disappear into their room and not come out till dinner. Yep, life was good, for then… but Ganondorf was plotting his escape. Fortunately, he never managed it. However, the guards had a time shutting him up. He liked to bellow at the top of his lungs. Unfortunately, the judge let him off with a full pardon, keeping a close eye on him, should he try anything else. It had, however, been revealed that the way they had suddenly appeared in Ganondorf's lair was because they had been stolen in their sleep and put in there. Now, Ganondorf's new cronies became none other then Bart Simpson and Young Link. Only god knew what he could do with them, but Roy didn’t care… much." (Epilogue to School of Video Games 2)

School of Video Games 3 (game-dude, formally Fire-Emblem-Fan-6, formally CrashRules33)

• Roy’s entire body was shrouded in flames the rain could not distinguish.

Snowboard Kids: Road Trip! (Sour Schuyler)

• "I dunno," Slash whispered back to his friend, between spoonfuls of cereal. "It could be love." (Wise words indeed)

Solitaire 3000 (Jemascola)

• “Hello, Mike. It’s nice to meet a fellow troll in person.”
• “You’ve got to be kidding me, right? Microsoft has not published a game called Solitaire 3000. I Googled the name of the game, and I was shocked to find that someone had taken apart my program and advertised it without permission. I will track these hooligans down and have them charged for illegal modification of my program" (Bill Gates?)
• “Sir, I am charging you with illegal modification of my program because you advertised and posted a modified version of my solitaire game without permission. You have broken the Terms of Use for Windows, and that is a very big offense. I’ll see you in jail” (A friendly notice from a CEO of a Fortune 500 Company)
• "Joe wouldn’t respond. He’d learned his lesson. Illegal modification of a program belonging to a major coporation was a big no-no." (Last three sentences of Solitaire 3000)

Sonic&Zelda

• "'I do not falling for that again Sheik' hi sad"
• ""'MY MOTTO IS ‘ATTACK FIRST ASK QUESTION LATER’” Shadow shouted 'BY THE WAY I AM CRATED FOR EVIL PURPOSE'"

Sora's Little Sister (Frodo007)

• “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” (Sora after being electrocuted)
• “It’s simple; Sora didn’t wear any type of metal. If she wore jewelry she would have died” (Sora's Father giving a weak explination of how his daughter didn't die from high-voltage)
• "I think you have powers, powers of Electricity Sora,” Lindsey answered Sally’s question." (but a fragment of one of the best conversations in all of fanfiction.)

Who Will I Ask? (KingOfWorlds)

• "Oh snap Jedi powers!" (the most epic declaration of all time)
• "Thanks...I...Umm..think..your...choice of clothing is cool too." (Nancy pulling an OF 2-6)

Mario Adventure (Thelittlebrother)

• “Your-a right Mario.” said Luigi as he realized this is an epidemic" (Serious situations= epidemics?)
• “This is horrible-a!” said Luigi as he saw mass amounts of bodies on the ground (Luigi witnesses a poorly writen genocide)
• “Is their nobody who can fight me!” said a black version of Dragoon from Beyblade and about the size of Bowser (Terrible crossover action!)
• “Nothing really happened-a I just learned a new technique-a.” (Learning from the Sensei)
• “100 push ups” said Sensei in a serious attitude (Ooh! Sensei is a little spunky!)
• "Oh yeah my second superpower. I can multiply items.” said Maxi" (explanation for how Maxi "threw twenty daggers with the speed of a cheetah" when he only originally had one)

Authors

Dr. D76567

• "Come back to Earth? what is this, a Wim Wenders film?"

game-dude(formerly CrashRules33)

• "Sorry I've not been doing anything lately. I'm working on The School of Video Games 3 currently and helping my mom (hermionestargazer)

edit her first story. Hope you like it. I did. Be sure to leave reviews for her if you can." (o_0)

• "Wow, that was cool! Very well done! Thanks for making it!" (Upon watching the Araungzeb adaptation of School of Video Games: The Movie)
• "This is good. Very creative. Very acurately descriptive of the teenage love situation." (Pie in the sky review for Metroid High School Chapter 3)
• "What's your email address? I want the full chapter three a lot." (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

unholy Awe

• "Are you ready for chapter 2? If not, too bad. If you recall last chapter, PaRappa and Sunny were at PaRappa’s house" (If not, too bad???)
• "Oh man this is getting good. I’ll try to update soon. So long for now" (Gotta love the author who is excited to read her (hopefully) story)
• "Hey everybody, this be the line, chapter 3 is coming online." (???)
• "The Aqua teens learn never mess with the business. Preview...Someone will get whacked...with fish" (This can't be serious. Summary for "The Codfather")

Thelittlebrother

• "well there you have it. Part 2 of the epic 4 part Pow city saga." (the word 'epic' has certainly become meaningless over the years...)

Sour Schuyler

• '"I love humorous Sonic fanfictions with Shadow OOC (out of character) acting stupid and silly and stuff."'

hermionestargazer

• "I am a Christian, however, I think most Christian circles would call me a heretic." (Heretic AND Misquoter of Dune)

Secret Spy Guy

• "I feel like eating apples. Actual apples, not the perverted kind of apples, that hightschoolers think about. YOu guys know what I mean. And if you don't, You're a better person than me. " (mmmm, right....)