Blank Club Members and Affiliates
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* ''"Two orphans were walking down the cold Portland streets. They asked me for food. And forgiveness."'' (fragmented selections from 8th grade speech) | * ''"Two orphans were walking down the cold Portland streets. They asked me for food. And forgiveness."'' (fragmented selections from 8th grade speech) | ||
* ''"I'm the Whitney's are there I mean NO offense to you."'' (Brad just being Ted Stevens) | * ''"I'm the Whitney's are there I mean NO offense to you."'' (Brad just being Ted Stevens) | ||
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===Luke Barbour=== | ===Luke Barbour=== | ||
* ''"He wiggled. And he giggled."'' (in reference to Eric Whitney on Snakes on a Plane Day) | * ''"He wiggled. And he giggled."'' (in reference to Eric Whitney on Snakes on a Plane Day) | ||
===Evan Pryzant=== | ===Evan Pryzant=== | ||
* ''"That's what they all say. Right after they die."'' (Timeless Quote) | * ''"That's what they all say. Right after they die."'' (Timeless Quote) | ||
| - | + | * ''"Prostituion is the world's oldest religion"'' (Famous misquote) | |
| + | * ''"I'd videochat, but then I'd have to put on some clothes..."'' (Shocking innuendo) | ||
===Jesse Aicher=== | ===Jesse Aicher=== | ||
===Bannus Van der Kloot=== | ===Bannus Van der Kloot=== | ||
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* ''"Tim, my face is NOT waterproof!"'' (Exclaimation after being hit in the face with water) | * ''"Tim, my face is NOT waterproof!"'' (Exclaimation after being hit in the face with water) | ||
* ''"Evan! I'm being psychotic!"'' | * ''"Evan! I'm being psychotic!"'' | ||
| + | * ''"Mix it up a little. Like say that you were running the FDA Cyberterrorism Unit and you tripped over a hose!"'' (upon learning how Zach broke his ankle by tripping on a garden hose) | ||
* ''"They're trying to save the children!"'' (Joey commenting on a group of ants carrying larva away from the menacing Bannus, who lifted up the rock in which they lived under) | * ''"They're trying to save the children!"'' (Joey commenting on a group of ants carrying larva away from the menacing Bannus, who lifted up the rock in which they lived under) | ||
* ''"celled but joey is not hoing with mo"'' (AIM message that mutated horribly due to poor spelling, grammer, and logic) | * ''"celled but joey is not hoing with mo"'' (AIM message that mutated horribly due to poor spelling, grammer, and logic) | ||
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===Tim Myers=== | ===Tim Myers=== | ||
==Other Affiliates== | ==Other Affiliates== | ||
===John Cameron=== | ===John Cameron=== | ||
===Zach Connerty-Marin=== | ===Zach Connerty-Marin=== | ||
| - | * ''"Oh my..."'' | + | * ''"Oh my..."'' (Timeless quote) |
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===Calvin Holt=== | ===Calvin Holt=== | ||
* ''(insert casual conversation here, followed by random denouncement of the Nintendo Wii) Example: "So, what I think what the reading was really trying to say... WII SUCKS!"'' | * ''(insert casual conversation here, followed by random denouncement of the Nintendo Wii) Example: "So, what I think what the reading was really trying to say... WII SUCKS!"'' | ||
| + | * ''"This is an amazing tent."'' (Delivered at Relay for Life '06, after making clear that it wasn't his tent in the least... but his friends were just chilling... sketchy.....) | ||
Revision as of 21:09, 18 September 2006
Over the years, Blank Club members and affiliates have made various notable quotes.
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Current Blank Club Members
Brad Barbour
- "Two orphans were walking down the cold Portland streets. They asked me for food. And forgiveness." (fragmented selections from 8th grade speech)
- "I'm the Whitney's are there I mean NO offense to you." (Brad just being Ted Stevens)
Luke Barbour
- "He wiggled. And he giggled." (in reference to Eric Whitney on Snakes on a Plane Day)
Evan Pryzant
- "That's what they all say. Right after they die." (Timeless Quote)
- "Prostituion is the world's oldest religion" (Famous misquote)
- "I'd videochat, but then I'd have to put on some clothes..." (Shocking innuendo)
Jesse Aicher
Bannus Van der Kloot
Former Blank Club Members
Doug MacGillivrey
Honored Affiliates
Joe Horgan
- "Hey, Hill. What's Killin' Bill?" (Awful Joey pick- up line in the Old Flame era)
- "I like to call people by their first names" (Joey asserting his values)
- "It's a big pair of shoes to fill and I believe that my size 14 feet are the right size" (Selections from the 8th Grade speech)
- "Are any of you familliar with U2? Back in the early nineties they had a song called Zoo Station that went; 'I'm ready. Ready for the laughing gas. I'm ready. Ready for what's next.' I think this reflects the situation." (Selections from the 8th Grade speech)
- "Tim, my face is NOT waterproof!" (Exclaimation after being hit in the face with water)
- "Evan! I'm being psychotic!"
- "Mix it up a little. Like say that you were running the FDA Cyberterrorism Unit and you tripped over a hose!" (upon learning how Zach broke his ankle by tripping on a garden hose)
- "They're trying to save the children!" (Joey commenting on a group of ants carrying larva away from the menacing Bannus, who lifted up the rock in which they lived under)
- "celled but joey is not hoing with mo" (AIM message that mutated horribly due to poor spelling, grammer, and logic)
Tim Myers
Other Affiliates
John Cameron
Zach Connerty-Marin
- "Oh my..." (Timeless quote)
Calvin Holt
- (insert casual conversation here, followed by random denouncement of the Nintendo Wii) Example: "So, what I think what the reading was really trying to say... WII SUCKS!"
- "This is an amazing tent." (Delivered at Relay for Life '06, after making clear that it wasn't his tent in the least... but his friends were just chilling... sketchy.....)
