Jihad Machines

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The Jihad Machines is an elite water gun operative commando strike team...thing. It is composed of two Barbours and two Pryzants. The Blank Club founded the Jihad Machines in the summer of 2004. All 4 members had lots of experience blasting away with their top- of- the- line water guns, so as a team, they were unstoppable. The Jihad Machines had a lot of trouble finding another team, but through persuasion, 2 other teams were made Rainbow 9 and World Sacrilege.

Contents 1 Routine 2 Weapons and gear 3 Strategy 3.1 Flank Manoeuvres 3.2 Bases 4 Ranks 5 Monumental Occasions 6 In Conclusion

Routine

The Jihad Machines often train in different situations. Usually, a training course is made, where different stations are made highlighting different skills. There will often be skirmishes between the team to keep skills sharp. The Jihad Machines will then look for prey.

Weapons and gear

The standard weapon for the Jihad Machines is the lightweight and powerful CPS 2100. However, the Brad and Luke both own the older but very deadly CPS 1200, Brad owns both of them= Both water guns are very big, not those sissy toy ones. Each operative carries with them a bottle of water for field refills. Brad, the team captain, holds a backpack filled with bottles of water, buckets to fill, towels to dry off with and to wet to use as a rat-tail, and other field equipment.

Strategy

A sampling of some basic techniques

Flank Manoeuvres

Flanking the enemy is important. Usually 2 or more operatives will surround the enemy, coming in multiple directions.

Bases

Bases are important as well. Usually the premium base is a safe ground with multiple cover areas, and a good water source nearby. Always have someone guarding your base or in the general vicinity: if enemies come your equipment

Ranks

• Brad Barbour- High Field Marshall
• Evan Pryzant- Major Colonel
• Luke Barbour- 1st Lieutenant
• Reid Pryzant- 2nd Corporal

Monumental Occasions

• 7/9/04- Jihad Machines are formed
• 7/11/04- First battle
• 7/20/04- Slaughter at Brad‚Äôs porch: Jihad Machines destroy Joey‚Äôs forces
• 8/1/04- Jihad Machines defeats 100 armed Southerners out for vengeance
• 8/23/05- Grand Park Battle takes place. After over 3 weeks of planning, Jihad Machines fight in a 16 man war=
• 9/01/05- Labor Day Battle with the same crowd as the week before. Fun, but was hampered by many civilian activities.

In Conclusion

Jihad Machines are awesome. If you would like to challenge our authority, go right ahead= We’d love a new team in the league. We usually have matches outside of houses or in the park, so after you get a team and Super Soaker arsenal at your disposal, call us up. Jihadists UNITE!