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[[Image:Jihad logo.jpg|155px|thumb|left|The computerized version of the Jihad Machine flag]]
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[[Image:Neft Football.jpg|150px|thumb|left|A vortex nerf football that would be used in plays like Mumbo-Jumbo Foxes are the BOMB!]]
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The '''[[Jihad Machines]]''' is an elite water gun operative commando strike team...thing. It is composed of two Barbours and two Pryzants. The Blank Club founded the Jihad Machines in the summer of 2004. All 4 members had lots of experience blasting away with their top- of- the- line water guns, so as a team, they were unstoppable. The Jihad Machines had a lot of trouble finding another team, but through persuasion, 2 other teams were made Rainbow 9 and World Sacrilege.
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'''[[Evan Football]]''' is one of the most common games played by the Blank Club, second only to rugby racing. Some experts have speculated that Evan Football has its roots in Calvinball, probably because of its lenient rules and lack of any order.
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The standard weapon for the Jihad Machines is the lightweight and powerful CPS 2100. However, [[Barbour, Brad]] and [[Barbour, Luke]] both own the older but very deadly CPS 1200, Brad owns both of them. Both water guns are very big, not those sissy toy ones. Each operative carries with them a bottle of water for field refills. Brad, the team captain, holds a backpack filled with bottles of water, buckets to fill, towels to dry off with and to wet to use as a rat-tail, and other field equipment.
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Evan Football is played with two teams on a long and skinny field outdoors, usually either at Barbour Stadium or Pryzant Mega Monolith of GOD (it is a field also, if you can believe it...). The game is very similar to football except for a couple rules. The point of the game is to bring the ball to the end of the opponents land. Players can forward ladder- roll the ball, trip players, and bash your enemies with the ball. However, the most important rule is that the play is not over until the ball touches the ground. As you can see this is a very contact- ridden sport. Because of how few players there normally are (two on each team) there are almost no passing plays, and teams that pass the ball too much, or use any conventional football practices are generally frowned upon.
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Jihad Machines are awesome. If you would like to challenge our authority, go right ahead! We'd love a new team in the league. We usually have matches outside of houses or in the park, so after you get a team and Super Soaker arsenal at your disposal, call us up. Jihadists UNITE!
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* ''Class''- Offensive
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* ''Brutality''- 10
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* ''Comments''- In this play, the ball carrier loses all judgement of right and wrong, and insanely flings himself at his opponents in an effort to get through, or just to cause violence. This play usually ends is disaster, bloodshed, and tears. (or a trail of tears, for the more avant garde...) This play has mixed results, but usually is a bad one. However it is a good last resort play, and amazingly, is one of the most common plays used in Evan Football
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Revision as of 12:00, 13 March 2006

A vortex nerf football that would be used in plays like Mumbo-Jumbo Foxes are the BOMB!

Evan Football is one of the most common games played by the Blank Club, second only to rugby racing. Some experts have speculated that Evan Football has its roots in Calvinball, probably because of its lenient rules and lack of any order.

Evan Football is played with two teams on a long and skinny field outdoors, usually either at Barbour Stadium or Pryzant Mega Monolith of GOD (it is a field also, if you can believe it...). The game is very similar to football except for a couple rules. The point of the game is to bring the ball to the end of the opponents land. Players can forward ladder- roll the ball, trip players, and bash your enemies with the ball. However, the most important rule is that the play is not over until the ball touches the ground. As you can see this is a very contact- ridden sport. Because of how few players there normally are (two on each team) there are almost no passing plays, and teams that pass the ball too much, or use any conventional football practices are generally frowned upon.

  • Class- Offensive
  • Brutality- 10
  • Comments- In this play, the ball carrier loses all judgement of right and wrong, and insanely flings himself at his opponents in an effort to get through, or just to cause violence. This play usually ends is disaster, bloodshed, and tears. (or a trail of tears, for the more avant garde...) This play has mixed results, but usually is a bad one. However it is a good last resort play, and amazingly, is one of the most common plays used in Evan Football

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