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| - | An '''old flame''' is any person who [[Horgan, Joseph|Joe Horgan]] has previously hoped to have a relationship with. All have ended in disaster, denying [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]], rejecting [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] or dumping [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]]. Today, [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] reminisces about his old flames daily at the time of [[National Reminiscing Hour]].
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| - | ==Old Flames==
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| - | * Old Flame #1: A friend of [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] since preschool, this was more of a denial than a rejection. She picked the leader (at the time of the [[The Great Bling War|Blank Wars]]) of the Blank Club's rival over [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] as a boyfriend. [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] swore for revenge.
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| - | * Old Flame #2: Some random red-haired girl whom [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] turned to only to take his mind off of Old Flame #1. In hopes of finding a way to get back at the one who stole away Old Flame #1, he pursued this girl. He was quickly rejected. Miserably.
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| - | ==Rejections==
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| - | * Rejection #3: This potential romance went down in flames after [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] had to be assisted by the entire [[Blank Club]] to just ask her for a dance. She said no.
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| - | * Rejection #4: A cold cynical girl who never liked [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] very much. However, [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] decided to try his luck on her anyway. He wrote a poem in Elvish telling her he liked her. She wrote back a [[Pour Joey|letter in French (see pour Joey)]] that said she hated him.
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| - | * Rejection #5: The same person as #1, Joey went out with her for about a day. However, [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan's]] bad small talk skills and expertise at creating awkward moments cut this relationship short. It was later determined by experts that the date was only a pity date, and she probably never liked him. It is still being debated today.
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| - | ==Today==
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| - | Currently, [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] has made a promise to himself that he will not pursue any new flames for a few years. But everyone knows that THAT will not last for more than a few months. At most.
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| - | ===New Flames===
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| - | There are new flames/flame but due to the fact that this saga of [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan's]] life is just beginning this information must be kept secret.
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| - | Tragedy nearly struck when Brooke found out about the old flames and nearly discovered the identity of Flame #6. This was recovered from however, due to the valiant efforts of Brad to cover- up Joey's personal life by saying that the old flames were indeed HIS. This is recorded as one of the few actual nice things that Brad has ever done for Joey (he's not mean or anything, though).
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| - | ==More reading==
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| - | * [[Bradley's 7 Deadly Flames]]
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| - | * [[THEM]]
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| - | * [[Horgan, Joseph]]
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| - | * [[National Reminiscing Hour]]
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| - | * [[TIA]]
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| - | * [[The Great Bling War]]
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