Marauders VS Dolpins
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The first war!
FIGHT!
CRüSäDER: {teleports in with a flash of ice-blue light} This'll be a piece of cake.
EKUL: {Trash Can fades in. Ekul jumps out, ready} Bring it on!
CRüSäDER: {puts an indestructable but temporary shield around him and Ekul} Where are those wimps? Or wimp? Or whatever?
EKUL: Is this some kind of pseudo, not being here challenge?!
CRüSäDER: Probably. In a day, we're gonna win by default.
{A fleet of planes comes in, dropping hundreds of ketchup bombs on the Dolphins. The Leetmaster leans out of the flagship.}
Leetmaster: {Singing.} KILL THE DOLPHINS, KILL THE DOLPHINS, KILL THE DOLPHINS, KILL THEM OFF!!!
DOLPINS: YAY!! KETCHUP!! Get the french fries! {many of the dolpins army hold up fries, the fries get splatted with ketchup, and the dolpins then eat them}