Marauders VS Dolpins

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The first war!

FIGHT!

CRüSäDER: {teleports in with a flash of ice-blue light} This'll be a piece of cake.

EKUL: {Trash Can fades in. Ekul jumps out, ready} Bring it on!

CRüSäDER: {puts an indestructable but temporary shield around him and Ekul} Where are those wimps? Or wimp? Or whatever?

EKUL: Is this some kind of pseudo, not being here challenge?!

CRüSäDER: Probably. In a day, we're gonna win by default.

DOLPINS: YAY!! KETCHUP!! Get the french fries! {many of the dolpins army hold up fries, the fries get splatted with ketchup, and the dolpins then eat them}

CRüSäDER: Bring it on! {charges toward Dolpins with his Soul Eater blade out} Graaaaagh!

DOLPINS: {The Kingdom Hearts 2 Organzation XIII battle music plays, dolpins grabs 2 sticks and they turn into keyblades} You will go together! {charges towards Crusader and hits him with both keyblades, and then luanches him into ekul}

CRüSäDER: I summon Riku Replica! {OOC:You cannot attack Ekul yet, as he is sleeping in real life} {disappears and Riku Replica appears. 'Stricken by Disturbed starts playing.}

RIKU REPLICA: {uses Dark Aura. he flies around, slicing Dolpins rapidly, disappearing and reappearing} Hmph. {dissapears and Bound by Disturbed starts playing}

CRüSäDER: {reappears} Take that.

DOLPINS: {hops into a fighter plane and starts bombing the crap out of crusader} HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

CRüSäDER: I love it. {gathers the bombs energy}

EKUL: Alright! {Ekul roundhouse kicks Dolphins to the face, then rolls sideways and circles him}

{Bub appears and smashes Crüsäder's head with a lawnmower. Then he releases the QWORENSK Virus.}

QWORENSK VIRUS: QWORENSK QWORENSK QWORENSK QWORENSK! QWORENSK QWORENSKY? YAAAAYYYY I'M OVERUSING QWORENSK! {kicks Ekul in the chest}

DOLPINS: Ah, to heck with it. {jumps into a space pod, luanches it, and nukes the battleground}

(Bub pushes the QWORENSK guy off a cliff, then runs away.)

CRüSäDER: Hey Dolpins, you did forget that we had our forcefields on! I call MISSINGNO.! {throws a weird square that opens and MISSINGNO. flies out} MISSINGNO., use MegaGlitch on Bub!

{MISSINGNO. fires a laser at Bub, who becomes severely glitched and cannot move!}

DOLPINS: {turns the pod around, a whisling sound is heard and the pod crashes in the battle ground and makes a HUGE dent}

CRüSäDER: You do know you just killed Bub.

DOLPINS: Looks like I have no other choice.... {presses a button and the battle ground explodes}