A Lesson in Anticlimax

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A Lesson in A Lesson in Epicness -

(Enter Break, Sandman, and Tydraad on the road to the lunch truck. They discuss "walking music".)

Break: Hm, you know, we could kick massive amounts of ass to this song.

Sandman: Hey, it is great walking music....

Tydraad: Oh, I dunno, man. This could just be normal walking music. And we all know that "Staying Alive" is the undisputed king of walking music.

Break: You know, we could at least give this a shot.

Sandman: You know, do one of those slow-mo walking scenes you see in those so-bad-they're-good-B-movies?

Tydraad: It's got a good bassline, so....sure, what the hell?

(Cue to front shot of Break, Sandman, and Tydraad walking in slow motion, wearing trenchcoats and sunglasses. "Battle Without Honor and Humanity" is playing loudly in the background - all else is silent except for the song. When the trumpet section blares three times, all three flare out their jackets - at the third blare, camera cuts to these people performing the following mundane actions in slow motion -)

(Most, if not all actions taking place during the trumpet blares will be still shots)

Steve: getting out of bed and brushing his teeth

Rocco: sitting on the couch in flannel pants and a open polo with a shirt underneath, drinking a Dr. Pepper.

Tydraad: making an "epic" peanut better sandwich, complete with spinning butter knives and actions to get pieces of bread, jelly, and the chunky peanut butter itself. Accompanied by shot of his sunglasses (putting them on, as well as general sweeping shots of only his eyes, squinting with effort - sweatdrops may need to be applied)

Diego: raking leaves/sweeping the floor/cooking?/reading a book, then getting a papercut

Mike P: watering the grass with a "pistol" style sprayer

Brian: whittling

Leo: making Xeroxes

Jairo: combing his hair