A Lesson in Anticlimax
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A Lesson in Anticlimax -
(Enter Break and Tydraad on the road to the lunch truck. They discuss "walking music".)
Break: Hm, you know, we could kick massive amounts of ass to this song.
Tydraad: Oh, I dunno, man. This could just be walking music. And we all know that "Staying Alive" is the undiputed king of walking music.
Break: You know, we could at least give this a shot.
Tydraad: It's got a good bassline, so....sure, what the hell?
(Cue to front shot of Break and Tydraad walking in slow motion, wearing trenchcoats and sunglasses. "Battle Without Honor and Humanity" is playing loudly in the background - all else is silent except for the song. When the trumpet section blares three times, both Break and Tydraad flare out their jackets - at the third blare, camera cuts to these people performing the following mundane actions in slow motion -)
Steve: getting out of bed and brushing his teeth
Rocco: sitting on the couch in shorts and a wife-beater, drinking a Dr. Pepper
Tydraad: making an "epic" peanut better sandwich, complete with spinning butter knives and actions to get pieces of bread, jelly, and the chunky peanut butter itself. Accompanied by shot of his sunglasses (putting them on, as well as general sweeping shots of only his eyes, squinting with effort - sweatdrops may need to be applied)
Diego: raking leaves/sweeping the floor/cooking?
Mike P: watering the grass with a "pistol" style sprayer
Brian: whittling
