Cille
From Asaction
| Real Name | Gertrude von Hottiepants |
|---|---|
| Registration Date | May 3, 2005 |
| Rank | Swimcredible |
| Regulars | Action Discussion, .com |
Cille is one of the most super-awesome members of AD, and is like the Empress of whatever happens to need an Empress at the time. She loves hawt boiz and can often be found fangirling and pic-whoring all over the place. The recent rank changes have bestowed upon her the rank of Swimcredible, as her outgoing personality, penchant for in-depth analyses and discussion, and unique ability to make any topic seem ostensibly related to anime have resulted in an impressive post count, and she spends more time on the ASMB than anywhere else ever. She is currently using a badass custom icon of Balsa from Seirei no Moribito. Her favorite show ever is s-CRY-ed, which she takes very very seriously indeed. She is also prone to rioting with very little provocation, and has way more alts than anybody really needs.
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Powers and Affiliations
Aside from being the Empress of RIFs, Cille is a ninja, a member of the tripartite Apocalypse, and the wielder of the demon form Pwnmaru, who should not be messed with. She has been imbued with the power of super-slowness, both a blessing and a curse. Her twin is lunapark, and she also has a really cool apprentice named kiraralove whom she appreciates very much. She also at one time shared the Power of Three with itsacoaster, working to bridge the divide between Action and Comedy by generally wowing everyone with their awesomeness. Then she went and post-whored her way up to #1 in AD, so the Power of Three thing doesn't work out so well anymore, but they're still awesome.
In the midst of the recent board overhaul, Cille has been named a "H.E.L.P.eR." of the Fullmetal Alchemist board, which basically means she can move and float and lock threads and angst over the fact that hardly anybody ever comes to post on her board.
Also, Cille can transform into a cow and do cow stuff... powers... things... and no, I didn't edit this... >.>
Also, because people's personalities can totally be summed up by comparing them to anime characters, here are the characters Cille has been assigned in various character assignment thingies:
- AS Action characters - Shino (Samurai Champloo)
- Bleach - Yachiru
- Naruto - Temari
- Fullmetal Alchemist - Riza Hawkeye
Oh hey, and this wouldn't be a bad place to mention the elims that Cille has won. 'Cause she's totally won some super important award thingies that show how awesome and popular she is. Among them:
- First place in the third annual AD Regulars Elimination (after coming in second in both of the first two contests)
- First place with Straight Cougar in the ADer/Character Couples Elim
- I think there was another couples elim that she won with Jin, but that wasn't really official or anything... it was pretty much goofball spam...
- Oh, and there was that character doll contest that her Hawt Gangster Roy won... maybe I should put that up as a picture here since I don't really have any pictures on this page...
- And she's #45 on the Swimmerhood of the Traveling Shotglass list, having won a contest with some kickin' anime-based Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. I think maybe I'll put one of those up here too.
Love Life and Stuff
While Cille seems to have a lot of fanboys, some of whom take more liberties with regard to their own importance than is strictly warranted, she is very selective about romantic entanglements, and in fact has been involved with only a select few fellow posters. Her past flings include a purely physical relationship with Shadowstaarr, consisting mostly of kicking him in the face while wearing a short skirt; a passionate and highly volatile marriage with Blah_canbespanish that ultimately cooled after he up and took off for like months; and a dalliance with Metatronda, the particulars of which can only be speculated on. Most recently Cille has become enamored of k_dawg_3484, after meeting him in person a couple of times and determining that, yes, he is as awesome in real life as he is on the board. Cille's love is mostly reserved for hawt anime men, and also Crispin Freeman. Whose voice she would totally marry. Cille's dislikes include spoilers, Evatards, trolls, Kazuma, children, and scrolling on the board.
Fangirling
Cille is perhaps best known by many as one of the most fearsome fangirls to ever grace the ASMB. She has slain threads, inspired uprisings, and frightened away n00bs with her array of fangirl ninja arts, among them Pic-Whore no Jutsu, Font Amplification no Jutsu, Illiteracy no Jutsu, and the unpredictable but potent ZOMG no Jutsu.
Among Cille's fangirl favorites are:
- Jin (Samurai Champloo)
- Holland (Eureka seveN)
- Straight Cougar (s-CRY-ed)
- Ishida (Bleach)
- Urahara (Bleach)
- Shiro (Bleach)
- Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Spike (Cowboy Bebop)
- Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)
- Togusa (Ghost in the Shell)
- Kuze (Ghost in the Shell)
- Maniwa (Paranoia Agent)
- Hagi (Blood+)
- Solomon (Blood+)
- Wolfwood (Trigun)
- Tres (Trinity Blood)
- Hugue (Trinity Blood)
- Dietrich (Trinity Blood)
- Virgil (Trinity Blood)
- Fuery (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Ryuho (s-CRY-ed)
- Norman (Big O)
- Suzaku of the Flower (Inuyasha)
- Rodriguez the sumo beetle (Samurai Champloo)
- Tenma (Monster)
- Johan (Monster)
- Dieter (Monster)
- Nomiya (Honey and Clover)
- Shuuji (Honey and Clover)
- Mayama (Honey and Clover)
- Gaara (Naruto)
- Kakashi (Naruto)
- Shikamaru (Naruto)
- Dengaku Man (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo)
- Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
- Agi (Fantastic Children)
- Thoma (Fantastic Children)
- Tezuka (Prince of Tennis)
- Hatsuharu (Fruits Basket)
- Shigure (Fruits Basket)
- Kamina (Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann)
- Karasu (Noein)
- Fukurou (Noein)
- Ginko (Mushishi)
- Nue (Karas)
- Zoro (One Piece)
- Sanji (One Piece)
- Shizu (Kino's Journey)
- Haruka (Tactics)
- Vincent (Ergo Proxy)
- Raul (Ergo Proxy)
- Crispin Freeman
- Asian Kung-Fu Generation
Whenever a fangirl alt is made, it is immediately suspected to be Cille.
Cille and Fanfics
Cille has appeared as a character in several AD fanfics. Which is pretty nifty.
The Cilliad
Cille is featured in this story by inuyashafan213, as the former queen of something who was overthrown by spice and then like the apocalypse happened and she had a hawt secks scene with Blah and somehow she ended up traveling through Hell reenacting Dante's Inferno. It was pretty wild.
La Revolution
In addition to being part of the ensemble cast of La Revolution, AD's communal fanfic, Cille has also made contributions as an author, proofreader, and Wiki-updater extraordinaire.
Her character, Lucille "Cille" Compton, is a relatively ordinary woman caught up in a tumultuous revolution thanks to her relationship with the founder of the main rebel group. As she becomes more involved in the rebellion, she faces life-threatening dangers and becomes more determined to do whatever she can to help her friends and their idealistic cause. She also develops a nice little romance with Straight Cougar. <3
Over the course of the story, the existence of a future version of Cille (nicknamed DangerCille) is revealed. She is much more badass than regular Cille, and has returned to her past to rectify angst-inducing mistakes she has made.
Cille has written two chapters, Chapter 12: Fantastic Voyage and Chapter 32: Rise.
Towards the New World
While Lucille Compton is a fairly accurate representation of Cille's board persona and reputation, her character in FurionTassadar's Eureka seveN fanfic, Towards the New World, is probably the closest fanfic counterpart to her actual self. Ella Sutherland is a farm girl and recent university graduate who hasn't quite figured out what to do with her life and feels adrift, especially after losing her family and entire hometown in the second Summer of Love. She finds herself caught up in the turmoil of anti-Voderac violence after a cult stages a series of terrorist attacks.
Cleanse the World
For J-Dubb's Death Note fanfic, Cleanse the World, Cille took the opportunity for a somewhat more melodramatic characterization. Her character, Kyoko Yamada, is the classic quiet girl who always kept to herself and would never stand out in a crowd. She was a classmate of Teru Mikami and came to idolize him and the way he always stood up for people who were being mistreated. She obsessively followed him throughout his career and even suspected that he was involved with Kira, and after Kira's defeat and Mikami's disappearance she became distraught and prone to hysterical outbursts at the mention of Kira's name. She came to America to seek out the new Kira movement and keep her beloved Mikami's flame of justice alive.
