Cille
From Asaction
| Real Name | Gertrude von Hottiepants |
|---|---|
| Registration Date | May 3, 2005 |
| Rank | Swimcredible |
| Regulars | Action Discussion, .com |
Cille is one of the most super-awesome members of AD, and is like the Empress of whatever happens to need an Empress at the time. She loves hawt boiz and can often be found fangirling and pic-whoring all over the place. The recent rank changes have bestowed upon her the rank of Swimcredible, as her outgoing personality, penchant for in-depth analyses and discussion, and unique ability to make any topic seem ostensibly related to anime have resulted in an impressive post count, and she spends more time on the ASMB than anywhere else ever. She is currently using the badass kitty Yoruichi icon since the Eureka icons were taken away. Her favorite show ever is s-CRY-ed, which she takes very very seriously indeed. She is also prone to rioting with very little provocation, and has way more alts than anybody really needs.
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Powers and Affiliations
Aside from being the Empress of RIFs, Cille is a ninja, a member of the tripartite Apocalypse, and the wielder of the demon form Pwnmaru, who should not be messed with. She has been imbued with the power of super-slowness, both a blessing and a curse. Her twin is lunapark, and she also has a really cool apprentice named kiraralove whom she appreciates very much. She also at one time shared the Power of Three with itsacoaster, working to bridge the divide between Action and Comedy by generally wowing everyone with their awesomeness. Then she went and post-whored her way up to #1 in AD, so the Power of Three thing doesn't work out so well anymore, but they're still awesome.
Also, Cille can transform into a cow and do cow stuff... powers... things... and no, I didn't edit this... >.>
Also, because people's personalities can totally be summed up by comparing them to anime characters, here are the characters Cille has been assigned in various character assignment thingies:
- AS Action characters - Shino (Samurai Champloo)
- Bleach - Yachiru
- Naruto - Temari
- Fullmetal Alchemist - Riza Hawkeye
Oh hey, and this wouldn't be a bad place to mention the elims that Cille has won. 'Cause she's totally won some super important award thingies that show how awesome and popular she is. Among them:
- First place in the third annual AD Regulars Elimination (after coming in second in both of the first two contests)
- First place with Straight Cougar in the ADer/Character Couples Elim
- I think there was another couples elim that she won with Jin, but that wasn't really official or anything... it was pretty much goofball spam...
- Oh, and there was that character doll contest that her Hawt Gangster Roy won... maybe I should put that up as a picture here since I don't really have any pictures on this page...
- And she's #45 on the Swimmerhood of the Traveling Shotglass list, having won a contest with some kickin' anime-based Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. I think maybe I'll put one of those up here too.
Love Life and Stuff
While Cille seems to have a lot of fanboys, some of whom take more liberties with regard to their own importance than is strictly warranted, she is very selective about romantic entanglements, and in fact has been involved with only three fellow posters: A purely physical relationship with Shadowstaarr, consisting mostly of kicking him in the face while wearing a short skirt; a passionate and highly volatile marriage with Blah_canbespanish that ultimately cooled after he up and took off for like months; and most recently a dalliance with Metatronda, the particulars of which can only be speculated on. Cille's love is mostly reserved for hawt anime men, and also Crispin Freeman. Whose voice she would totally marry. Cille's dislikes include spoilers, Evatards, trolls, Kazuma, children, and scrolling on the board.
Fangirling
Cille is perhaps best known by many as one of the most fearsome fangirls to ever grace the ASMB. She has slain threads, inspired uprisings, and frightened away n00bs with her array of fangirl ninja arts, among them Pic-Whore no Jutsu, Font Amplification no Jutsu, Illiteracy no Jutsu, and the unpredictable but potent ZOMG no Jutsu.
Among Cille's fangirl favorites are:
- Jin (Samurai Champloo)
- Holland (Eureka seveN)
- Straight Cougar (s-CRY-ed)
- Ishida (Bleach)
- Urahara (Bleach)
- Shiro (Bleach)
- Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Spike (Cowboy Bebop)
- Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)
- Togusa (Ghost in the Shell)
- Kuze (Ghost in the Shell)
- Maniwa (Paranoia Agent)
- Hagi (Blood+)
- Solomon (Blood+)
- Wolfwood (Trigun)
- Tres (Trinity Blood)
- Hugue (Trinity Blood)
- Dietrich (Trinity Blood)
- Virgil (Trinity Blood)
- Fuery (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Ryuho (s-CRY-ed)
- Norman (Big O)
- Suzaku of the Flower (Inuyasha)
- Rodriguez the sumo beetle (Samurai Champloo)
- Tenma (Monster)
- Johan (Monster)
- Dieter (Monster)
- Nomiya (Honey and Clover)
- Shuuji (Honey and Clover)
- Mayama (Honey and Clover)
- Gaara (Naruto)
- Kakashi (Naruto)
- Shikamaru (Naruto)
- Dengaku Man (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo)
- Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
- Agi (Fantastic Children)
- Thoma (Fantastic Children)
- Tezuka (Prince of Tennis)
- Hatsuharu (Fruits Basket)
- Shigure (Fruits Basket)
- Kamina (Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann)
- Karasu (Noein)
- Fukurou (Noein)
- Ginko (Mushishi)
- Nue (Karas)
- Zoro (One Piece)
- Sanji (One Piece)
- Shizu (Kino's Journey)
- Haruka (Tactics)
- Vincent Law (Ergo Proxy)
- Raul Creed (Ergo Proxy)
- Crispin Freeman
- Asian Kung-Fu Generation
Whenever a fangirl alt is made, it is immediately suspected to be Cille.
Cille and Fanfics
Cille has appeared as a character in several AD fanfics. Which is pretty nifty.
The Cilliad
Cille is featured in this story by inuyashafan213, as the former queen of something who was overthrown by spice and then like the apocalypse happened and she had a hawt secks scene with Blah and somehow she ended up traveling through Hell reenacting Dante's Inferno. It was pretty wild.
La Revolution
In addition to being part of the ensemble cast of La Revolution, AD's communal fanfic, Cille has also made contributions as an author, proofreader, and Wiki-updater extraordinaire.
Her character, Lucille "Cille" Compton, is a relatively ordinary woman caught up in a tumultuous revolution thanks to her relationship with the founder of the main rebel group. As she becomes more involved in the rebellion, she faces life-threatening dangers and becomes more determined to do whatever she can to help her friends and their idealistic cause. She also develops a nice little romance with Straight Cougar. <3
Over the course of the story, the existence of a future version of Cille (nicknamed DangerCille) is revealed. She is much more badass than regular Cille, and has returned to her past to rectify angst-inducing mistakes she has made.
Cille has written two chapters, Chapter 12: Fantastic Voyage and Chapter 32: Rise.
Samson's Quest
So once upon a time, Samson was bored. And he said "I'm really bored." And the wise traveling sage Lirpa, passing by his house, heard the young man's words and thought he said "Give me that sword." And since he just happened to be carrying a sword (which just happens to enjoy eating the pants of its master), he went and gave it to Samson. And thus began... SAMSON'S QUEST. Which is this shounen thing that we came up with in a chat one night that sort of spiraled into an actual story. Of sorts.
So in this shounen, Cille is the lone survivor of a village of blacksmiths who, unbeknownst to her, is the key to defeating the bad guy Meta (who was incidentally the one behind the destruction of her village). She joins up with Samson and his posse in the hopes of getting revenge on Meta, unaware that they have been charged with protecting her until such time as her true power can be revealed. And they go on wacky adventures and it's pretty awesome.
Shounen Cille also gets to have a sexual-tension-tastic "romance" with bad-boy-who's-really-a-good-guy Cowboy, and takes naive ingenue kirara under her wing as an apprentice.
Other Fanfics
Cille is Straight Cougar's girlfriend and cid's mortal enemy in Ciddy supertastic and totally made up story of fun by cidthekittyisfun.
Cille's character in J-Dubb's Kittie-Piggie wars, Cecilia Collie, is like a doctor who was a piggie but she's really a cow and she's fighting with this army and her rival is Molly "Moon Goddess" Goldsmith, and she also gets to be in lurve with Straight Cougar. And stuff happens.
I think Cille also shows up in Wyotech_material's A Fanfic to die for, as Saya's friend or something.
Like Other Stuff
Cille sings opera, has cows, and makes chainmaille. She's almost sort of done with this really kickass titanium chainmaille coat with the FMA flamel emblem inlaid in the back. (Which is not painted on, yo.) She's also made several other anime-inspired chainmaille inlays and beadwoven pieces. She claims to be a grad student, not like that's going to help her figure out what to do in the real world or anything. She also makes really awesome fudge. Which she will not send you, but she will give you the recipe if you want it.
Random non-board-related things that Cille is fond of include maps, boxes, The Scarlet Pimpernel, baritones, and black olives.
Cille's Postage of DOOM
Among the threads Cille has inflicted upon the ASMB are:
- FMA National Day of Feasting and Festivities (deleted)
- ZOMG Fangurlz Only!!!1!!11!!9 (deleted)
She has also contributed several episode discussion threads in both AD and Comedy Discussion:
Cille has also gained a certain amount of notoriety for her (often exorbitantly long) posts in the weekly Eureka seveN discussion threads. Links to these are compiled for easy access at rayout.net, for those dedicated and/or foolhardy enough to seek them out.
Guestbook Like Thing
Now you can tell everyone how awesome Cille is! Yay!
- HA! THE FIRST ONE TO COMMENT THIS!!111!!! XD That said- can I have a cow? XD oh, and, you're all cool and stuff, Miss RIF Empress Lady. XD ~Sess
- Cille is awesome and she does awesome things in an awesome way... awesomly. - Queen =)
- Cille is like, goddess of the boards!! She's the resident celebrity!! And we have matching rings that ROCK OUT LOUD!! Yay Cille! - Rox
- Opera, cows, and chainmaille. Totally a winning combination. --Q_chan
- All hail the goddess of AD! ---Sesshy
- Cille is like a big computer that runs on magic, for serious. --Kohikki
- Cille is probably the only one to rival my fandom of Crispin Freeman. -- SLiK
- ZOMG IT'S CILLE!!1!1!1!!!11! [does a tribal dance to summon a herd of cows] - KL
- SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE --not JusticeGundam
- I get to see Crispin Freeman first before you do!!! --HeeroYuy135
- I think Heero just +1'd Cille..... <.< ...... . >.> ....... -_-'
- He must have forgotten that I see Crispin every night in my dreams. - <3
- That doesn't count. --HeeroYuy135
- "ZOMG no Jutsu, ahhhh run away! :) - Icouldntmakeupanalias
- whoooo!!!!! she's just awesome CAC
- Looked like you needed some more posts, it's been awhile! Also I was really bored! - Icouldntmakeupanalias
- No, I want that guy whacked before I get back home... wait, what is this again? Morty! What the hell is going on here?!? - lithium_green
- your real name a ninja Secret huh? I know what it is... >_O --J
- HAMMM.. no wait.. it's RYUHOOOOOO!!!... I think that's better.. - Alastourblaque
- You help take responsibility for our baby!!! XD ~ Sess
