Part 3

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The Kitties have broken into Piggie base...

David: David AWESOME SAUCE IS HERE!!!! All your base are belong to us! rawr. >:3
Van: You heard Ze man. We want your base! and i loooove my man's puuuur...
OP-P: Piggies Prepare for Battle stations!!!! *J, Vitamin Ci, and Dr.Collie run to the battle stations*

detective J: Dr. Collie, You didn't tell me his name was Awesomesauce!!!
Dr. Collie: That's because I forgot to tell you he changed his name over a court dispute. He wasn't respected well by Goveronor Gaye. The Governor didn't like his name much. So David grew tired of His name and changed it to Awesomesauce. and another thing.... his REAL name is Joe Hikki.

detective J: Wha... and i'm guessing he was with the La'Revolution army too huh....
Dr.Collie: Yes. and So was I. We used to be best buds until That French man came....
Vitamin Ci: What Frenchman? :3
Detective J: OMG!!! You have Cat ears now!!!!
Dr. Collie: I'll Hold off Awesomesauce... You two need to hurry and get to Kitty base immediately! GO!
J: We can't Just leave You here! And what about Ci?
vitamin Ci: Meow.... *eep!* OMG i'm getting so cuute!!!
J: you have GOT to be kidding me...*picks up Vitamin Ci and Runs* *thinks: I gotta find Mr.Cappit!!! Where the hell is he!?"

Meanwhile... After the battle between Knittii and Deckers...Everyone's Laid out. Deckers gets up staggering and sees Rukia with her feet exposed. He approaches

Deckers: *reaches arm out* I've come for you my princess...
Knitti: *Wakes up.* Wha?! YOU!!!! *Kicks Deckers in the face* Lets settle this shit....
Deckers: *takes off his hat to reveal Cat ears* Thats right! I'm a kitty now!!! I'll do ANYTHING for Rukia!!! *charges to land a punch in Knittii's face*
Knittii: Ahhh!!!!! *lands a blow to the rib*
Deckers: Bastid!! *Kicks Knittii in the knee*

A feirce battle rages on. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARMIES FIGHTING!!!!

Meanwhile at the Governor's Estate....

Governor Gaye: *turns off the Caramel Dansen music* Ahh... thats enough Raving now huh?! *loads the shotgun* Now GTFO of my Estate!!!!
Shin: and You GTFO of my head!!! O_o
Gov. Gaye: Stay out of this Shin!!! This is between me and Cappit!!! *Fires the shotgun at Mr.Cappit*
Mr. Cappit: *dodges* Bytch!!!! You trying to Kill me?! *throws a vase at Gov. Gaye*
Gov. Gaye: *dodges the vase* Dam right i am!!! Been tryin to do it all this time! and now i wanna kill ya even more cause you destroyed my vase that costed 5000 dollars!!!
Mr. Cappit: Geca, you and Orihime steal the CD Aircraft. I'll Settle things with the Governor.

Shin: O_O!!!!! Oh no! * he sees Chijibot and The Knights of the Kitties on the way to the mansion* GTFO you two. >_>
Mr.Cappit: Unless Yoruichi Strips!!! To Yoruichi: Strip for me Bytch!!!!
Yoruichi: No thanks *turns into a Cat*
Gov.Gaye: Take this Cappit!! *punches Mr.Cappit in the eye and gives him a black eye*

ChinjiBot Breaks in and Crushed Gov.Gaye's foot.

Mr.Cappit: HEY!!! CHINJIBOT!!!!
Chinjibot: que?
Mr.Cappit: Watch where you're Stepping!!!
Shin: Betch >_>
Chinjibot: What j00 say nooblet?
Shin: nothing... O_o
Orihime: *sees falling rocks and summons that shield to protect everyone.* IS EVERYONE ALRIGHT?
Chinjibot: oops... <_< *picks everyone up and evacuates the estate*
Geca: *stares at Orihime's boobs* he he he....
Orihime: *kicks Geca* eww you pervert!!!!

Meanwhile back at piggie base...

Awesomesauce: Come on out dr.Collie!!!!!!
Dr.Collie: I'm Right here!!! *fires a missile from her Pigman, Cille* (Pigmen are like Gunman as well)
Awesomesauce: *Dodges the missile and Punches the pigman* Take that!!!
Dr.Collie: AAAAHHHHH!!!! *grabs Awesomesauces's Kitman, Kohikki, and does a Suplex on it*
Awesomesauce: You've gotten better since last time!!!! *looks at Van injured* OMG VAN!!!! You hurt my MAAAANNN!!!!! *the Kohikki Kitman uses his legs to do a reversal to slam the Cillie pigman just as hard*

No we turn to kitty base....

Kipat: all systems are online Sir! Topcat: lets run the tests on these 2 humans we've found...

Test chamber

Human 1: *wakes up* Hey! Hey Swima! Swima wake up!!!
Swima: Wyo? where are we? what happened to us?
Wyo: I don't know.... All i remember doing is taking care of our kids... and The nanny... Rose... She went out.
Swima: Rose went to go get groceries... then we were attacked by this giant Black and White sphere that looked an awful lot like the Angel Leleil... It had cow like people if i remeber right... they said they wanted to see Dr.Collie...
Wyo: Ain't she a piggie now? well... She WAS a cow like person before becoming a piggie... even today she still wears her chainmail like cape....

Back at Piggie base, the fight between two enemies rages on. as the rivals get out of their robots... but then ANOTHER person was watching in the background. aiming his magnum at awesomesauce....

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