Boxers

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A fairly accurate representation of Boxers

Boxers likes yaoi. Boxers likes yaoi so much that whenever someone thinks of Boxers they think of yaoi. She likes other stuff too but mostly yaoi. Boxers frequents the Parade of Male hawtness thread and has the ability to derail any thread using her power of yaoi. Some of the other things she likes include L, Mayuri, and D.Gray-Man Apparently, someone calls her "Shrimp".

Current Whereabouts

Boxers was sent on a mission to bring peace and Yaoi to someplace I don't care to mention, but hasn't been seen since. Her plane mysteriously dissapeared right over there. There are some clams she may yet still be alive but I"m to lazy to look, you do it. Hey, I'm writing the damn article, I don't see you doing anything. Pssh.

Boxers, wherever you are, we miss you <3

BOXAHS LYFE STOREH TIME OMGWTFPWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZE BEGINNING YO

Boxahs was born in a log cabin in Russia, where the nights are cold and the beer is colder. Because of this fact, baby Boxahs was drunk quite frequently, and she lost many brain cells because of it. Poor baby Boxahs.

From there, Boxahs began her life as a Russia prostitute. Sad, no? On the eve of her 14th birthday, some horny fat perv from Japan bought her online from a mail-order bride. O NOEZ! She was whisked off to Japan and began her whirlwind romance with her fat otaku savior, Kohta Hirano. And people wonder why she bangs him so much.

Annnyyyways, while Boxahs was having fun with that, you must remember, Boxahs was a whore. She quickly grew tired of her lazy fat counterpart and stowed away in a box full of Hello Kitty plushies and escaped from Japan! Hirano attempted putting up wanted ads, but decided after hanging up 3 and a half that it was too much bother and went home to draw more pronz.

Just where did she end up? A fine question indeed...

Never Ending Story

Turns out the crate ended up in Williamsburgville Town, Kentucky. Ew.

After jacking some KFC (because Boxahs LUuUuuUUUuUuuURVES her fried chicken) she ran away! Again!! Oh Boxahs you silly prostitute...

And so, she ended up in a quiet little shithole town that no one knows about, and frankly, we don't care. =D That's all there is to this tale, and all there ever shall be. Maybe. Unless she goes religious or something, then we'll add another section about that...

Mwahs. <333

Boxers in Fanfics

This section is liek, totally inspired by mgangel1124's fanfic section (because she's a sexy bitch and I would totally like, wreck that chick). Also, I'm unoriginal. ORZ

ON THE BOARDS:

La Revolution (Communal AD fic) - Emiri: A psychobitch with a manservant (Izuru Kira) who, after time, mellows out but is still completely kickass in every way imaginable.

Code Geass: Britannian Assault (Written by Kohikki and MasterSamson) - Lucien la Britannia: One of the two Britannian twin princes overseeing the EU invasion. With the mentality of a 5 year old, he's not only borderline retarded, he's also adorable.

Towards the New World (Written by FurionTassadar) - Evan Clancy: A reverse trap who's a little mischievous and is a total grease monkey. Her favorite hobbies include seducing wimminz to rob them, fangirling Holland, and playing with her Gulliver, Oswald.

Return of the Second Ark (Written by Stewie_Castro) - Ciel: A manmade Coralian shouta who's MOE in every sense of the word. He's very...blank, but eager to learn more. A typical 8 year old. Also, he can get sort of irritable when listening to the wrong kind of music...He hasn't shown up yet.

Redemption: A Story from the White City (Written by Jingai) - Johnny Brice: A very playful sex-addicted manwhore who's only serious when he has to do his job. He runs a bar, but his main business is selling information, for which he will accept any sort of payment. We do mean any. Le wink wink.

Code Geass Academy (Written by CC-Kallen) - Maelynne Hainsworth: An outgoing, never-back-down girl who likes going on crazy adventures and doing crazy things. Despite her sucky family life, she strives to have fun in everything that she does and is considered to be somewhat eccentric.

Guest Book

I maked you a Guest book, because I wanted to sign it. You should have had one already, seriously. >=( -- Kohikki

Hee hee, I'm under Hikki-sensei!! Boxies, thanks for marrying me and Samson! Oh, and for the table dance. >.>  :P -- anime_goddess05

. . . -- HeeroYuy135

"I'm bringin' the sexy back to your guest book!" ^_^ - Captain-le-fou

You need medication. -- Not JusticeGundam

Your representaion is very cute. I want to huggle you now. ^.^ - Myname

Since you banged Kohta Hirano, you must know when the new Hellsing manga chapter is coming out. Tell me. TELL ME NOW! - matrixman124

You are the La Revolution thread's Asuka Langley Soryu, but in a good way! ---- PokeNirvash

I would so marry Boxies in a heartbeat. Together, we'd turn AD into the yaoi capital of the internet! -- mgangel1124

B-But Chu's too innocent to enjoy it. You raping fiend! --Kohikki

IT's a good thing you pwn Kira instead of me.. <..<;; - Alastour

Do you have a photobucket? PokeNirvash

Boxers is crazy and fun. - Cille

Cowboy Bebopless Boxers is just as awesome as the original. - OMNI

I feel like a better person having known you and you're possibly one of the best friends I've ever and will ever have. :3... Also, your wiki is fairly baren. - Kohikki

"(because she's a sexy bitch and I would totally like, wreck that chick)." Aww, that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. I love you too, honey! --Angel