Part 2

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Current revision as of 17:14, 30 September 2007

The war Rages on...

Detective J and Vitamin Ci are alas speaking to the piggie general. HE Briefs them in with a trasparency display

OP-P(Omni Pure Piggie): Listen Up! The only way you'l Stop this war, is if you manage to make this guy's Balls inert in America!

Detective J: Dammit boy, there is no "AMERICA" in Incobab!!! And Kai is nowhere to be found!

OP-P:First of all, you gotta go to the kittie base. thats where he's at. but then you'll have to work fo them. the Kitties are the only ones who can even go to America at the moment.

Detective J: and how are we supposed to make his Balls inert?

OP-P: Look at thiDetective

J: i can't believe i watched that....s Illustration. you'll figure out how after watching it!!!

Vitamin Ci: OMG there's a cute little kittie over there!!! *squee*

OP-P: DONT TOUCH THAT!!!!!

Vitamin Ci gets bit by the kitty...

As for the Battle, Knittii and his forces in Rooster ships are blasting at both sides and Knittii is eating a bag of chips with Rukia while Doing so. then he Runs into his Arch rival, Deckers.

Deckers: I'VE COME FOR MY RUKIA!!!!! AND HER FEET!!!

Knittii: Dam Kid!!! you had your chance with her! Get over her feet already!!!

Rukia: You heard him! I love my man! at least he doesn't try to Kiss my feet like you Deckers!!!

Knittii:Rukia! Ready the Scathe Beam!! (Scathe is an extremely powerful Laser beam spell from Final Fantasy 12)

Rukia: It's Charging Sir!!

Deckers: Not on my watch!!! *readies a Mega Flare beam*

Knittii: DEECKEERRRRS!!!!!

Deckers: KNITTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Both Attacks have fired...

Meanwhile, back at the Dubb manor, Mr. Cappit has figured out the Weakness of the animals.

Mr.Cappit: *sigh* Spam seems to be the answer to everything these days.... I guess it makes my world go round. Come Orihime and Geca!

Orihime and Geca are his 2 subordinates. They Seem to love what Mr.Cappit calls spamming. Geca, He was the first of Mr.cappit's subordinates. He aerned the ways or spam from him. Orihime Was his second Subordinate and Girlfriend. Cappit gropes her every chance he gets.

Back to the story...

Cappit goes to inform Governor Gaye. even though They hate each other, Mr. Cappit would ask if he coulds have Access to the CD (caramel Dansen) aircraft, the most cute yet additcive aircraft on the planet.

Mr.Cappit: Gaye, I request Permission to use the CD aircraft to Go over and Inform Detective J about the information i figured out Regarding the Kittie/Piggie war!

Gov.Gaye: Hell no you bastid! Last time you did it you Spammed the entire City!!! and Thanks to you, Secretary, David Hickers, and My scientist Van Argeno have disappeared!!!

Mr.Cappit: Come on man!!! ChinjiBot Also needs help! even though he's extraordinary, He needs help out there! and FYI, your Secretary is gay, so he and your scientist may have ran away together.

Gov.Gaye: Dammit Dammit Dammit!!!!

Geca: Calm down Governor. You're over reacting. and you're still pissed that he took vitamin Ci away aren't you?

Gov.Gaye: *Loads a Shotgun* Leave now!

then someone enters.

Mysterious person: Hello. My name is Shin. and this is my wife Yoruichi.

Orihime: OMG YOU"RE SO CUUTE!!!!!! *Hugs shin*

Shin: *muffled voice* you won't get that plane anytime soon ya know.

Gov. Gaye: HEY HEY HEY!!!!! GTFO NOW!!! Or i'll push that button!!

Geca: DEAR GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Carame Dansen Starts playing*

everyone is dancing like those girls on the Screen Back at piggie base, VJ decides to check on sid after seeing her get bit by a kitty.

J looks at her arm and she has paws on her hands.

J: WTF?!!?!?!? SHE has kitty paws!!!

Then J Sees another piggie person.

Dr. Collie: I'm Dr.Collie. I'll take a look at her. she's gotten the KC cells in her body now... She'll slowly become a kitty as time passes... This is how another member of the La'Revolution Army became a kitty this way. but he hates us now. especially me.

J: Who hates you?

Dr. Collie: his name is David Hickers. See this scratch on my face? He did this too me as well. and imma pay him back. He did cause he thought i wanted to take his Van away.

Then Piggie base is attacked by David Hickers inside of Kitman. (Kitman-A mobile suit. Like a Gunman from Gurren Lagann)

Hickers: How are you Piggies!? All your base are belong to us!!!! Rawr >:3

Van: You heard my man. We want your base! and i soooo love my man's Puuuur....

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