Meatwadmaker

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A History

Meatwadmaker was born and raised in one of the smallest cities on Leda, one of the smaller moons around Jupiter. His family, though small, was one of the more powerful families around at that time. Then came the great wars of Jupiter, at this time his family was sent to live on other moons. The first was Phobos, a moon of Mars. The people of Phobos did not treat Meatwadmaker's family with respect and they were often discriminated against for being from one of Jupiter's moons. Even though the war was over, they could no longer return to their home as it has been destroyed by enemy troops during the war. But the family could no longer handle the treatment Phobonians treated them with and decided to leave for a new moon. The next moon was another of the ones around Jupiter, Europa. The family soon discovered that the cost of living on Europa was very high and they were forced to live out on the streets as peasants. Meatwadmaker watched as his family grew smaller.. First was his litter sister, whose body simply could not handle the burdens of being homeless, she died only shortly after they arrived. Next was his mother, who died from starvation even after trying to hold onto life for so long. Lastly, his father, who had worked so hard to keep the family happy and together, the death of his father struck him the hardest as he always saw him as a strong man incapable of any flaw. As his father was dying he pulled out a sizeable stack of bills and handed them to his son. He explained that he was holding onto the money so they could rebuild their home on Leda but that never happened. He told his son to use that money and get himself a better life. The money was still too small an amount to live on Europa, so he decided he would try living on Earth's moon, a moon that was being used mostly for agriculture at the time, so the cost of living was low and he could find food and water anyplace he went. He lived on that moon for about 10 years until he heard of the first moon rocker to earth, a plan the mooninites had been working on for many years now. He used the rest of the money his father left him to board that rocket and discover life on Earth. Upon landing he was able to find and hold a job as a translator between people who speak Moon languages and Human languages. Due to this job he was able to earn the kind of life he felt his father would be proud of. Then one day he met Kohikki who was traveling across the world to spread the word of his new religion, him and meatwadmaker became friends and then meatwadmaker decided he wanted Kohikki to adopt him and they continued being awesome together.

Life on the boards

Meatwadmaker regulars both the OA and AD folders and has claimed Kohikki as his ASMB father. He also made a Hitsugaya fanclub and a Bleach fanclub which got a lot of posts but was moved to OA.

Start on the Boards

Meatwadmaker was a antisocial kid slowly entering teenhood as he stumbled on night, during an adhd sleepless night, the Adult swim. There he watched the heated battles of Inuyasha and the cleverness of Yu Yu Hakusho, when at the end, a bump said to go to www.adultswim.com . The next day that's exactly what he did.

The name, why Meatwadmaker?

You have probably thought at one point in time, why the name Meatwadmaker? Well he doesn't really have an answer for you. He's an avid ATHF fan, and as he was just stumbling into anime and was no where near the otaku he is today, he decided to work with what he had. In other forums or places he is commonly known as GoldenLink, the final name he came up with after months of thought.