MasterSamson

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Samson fanboys Dominic a lot and Fictionalizations of him generally take after him in appearance and personality.

MasterSamson is the resident Dominic fan of AD. Wherever Dominic is mocked or praised for his awsomeness Samson will be there. Samson is also a very tired person, who's boredom is known for sparking mythical quests, one involved a pants eating sword.

The real Samson actually died many years ago, the current Samson is merely a clone who has amnesia and forgot his original purpose: to destroy all life on Mars. Why he was stationed on Earth, I have no idea. In any case, the organization who created him are in a constant search to locate his whereabouts to reinstate his original programming. It is important that he remain unaware of his true identiy, lest he go berserk and slaughter all mankind....oops >_>

Samson is also known as Brother Viking by Bherman and Monster Truck by Shatter. Hes also been called a range of diffrent ways to say Sam, such as Sammeh, Sammy, Samsonite, and Sampson.

Orochi has also accused Samson of being in fact Samsung... the cell phone company. Orochi occasionaly yells at Samson for making crappy phones.

Samson is also Kohikki's personal wood chopper. No one can really recall why or how it started but it's just true. Kohikki sometimes makes him chop the wood shirtless1 but if he can chop fast enough he gets his shirt back.

Samson loves Nanao and Nemu

Guestbook

• You're the best superbuddy I ever had, and totally not because you're the first. -- Kohikki

• Wee! Hello bestest board hubby. I guess I should dance in your guestbook now. *dances* XD - Rox

• OMFG. Sammie. WTF. I luff joo. =O SCANDALOUS~ I'm in a good mood. COME! Let's go run through the fields of wildflowers and throw pies at each other! Hahahaaaa! -- Boxies, Goddess of Yaoi and the Known Universe

• I need to be honest with you. I have no idea who you are. One day, I logged onto AIM and everyone is talking to you and you are having a good conversation with everyone, when I had no idea who you were. The same thing with the ASMB; one of the rare times I was on you were living it up with a ton of people. I acted like I knew who you were, when really I didn't. It felt good getting that off my chest. Oh, you are sexy, etc... I think you are a lot of fun, whoever you are. -not JusticeGundam

• I'm that weirdo that sent you a sword... don't hurt yourself. >:3 - Captain-le-fou

• Samson is a good kid. Even if he didn't realize you could program a VCR to tape things for you. - Cille