SportsMaster

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Once a major IB camper, SportsMaster came to AD in the Summer of 2005, and started posting mostly in [[InuYasha]] discussion threads. He later branched out to other shows including [[Eureka 7]], [[Bleach]], [[Fullmetal Alchemist]], [[Cowboy Bebop]], [[Big O]], [[Ghost in the Shell]], and [[Trinity Blood]]. He was also featured as a minor yet-to-be-developed characted in the Cilliad, which is now on hiatus. He still posts in AD, but due to school, and a job which he despises, he is sometimes still hard to find.
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|+ style="background:#3399FF" |<b>Information</b>
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! style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |Real Name
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| style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |I.P. Freely
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! style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |Element
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| style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |Fire
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! style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |Pokemon Number
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| style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |23,091,230,957
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! style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |Registration Date
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| style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |July 31, 2004
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! style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |Rank
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| style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |[[Order of the Owl]]
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! style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |Regulars
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| style="background:#99CCFF" align="left" |Babbling, Action Discussion, Rants
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==Posting Summary==
 
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He mostly posts in episode threads, although he is know to be quite random, and peverted at times. The "nice" running joke is perhaps his most famous, and pevereted, the joke, is that the word nice is inserted in leiu of a sexual term [I just niced my pants, I am so going to nice you tonight, etc]. This joke still emits laughs, but only to those who where present during its creation in the Inuaysha finale thread when someone [Moon] happened to use the word "Nice" instead of "Miss".
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Once a major IB camper, SportsMaster came to AD in the Summer of 2005 looking for secks, drugs, spam and some good ole' rock n' roll, initally posting mostly in [[InuYasha]] discussion threads. (SportsMaster later admitted that Inuyasha isn't that great, but he was a n00b back then). He later branched out to other shows including [[Eureka 7]], [[Bleach]], [[Fullmetal Alchemist]], [[Cowboy Bebop]], [[Big O]], [[Ghost in the Shell]], and [[Trinity Blood]]. SportsMaster is not loose, as he cares and wears a Trojan everytime. He was also protrayed in a minor yet-to-be-developed role in [[The Cilliad]], the former AD FanFic project run by [[Inuyashafan213]].
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==Personality==
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==Nice==
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He is also know as a fierce hater of fanboys, and frowns on most fanboy fights calling them "immature" and "irresponsible". He is know as a calm, laid back, witty user, that promotes quality discussion, and frowns on pointless arguing. He credits [[Maenos]] as a major influence, citing his maturity, and vast information as something that posters should try to emulate. He also attributes people like Moon, [[Cille]] and Spice as major influences on his dirty humor, and overall goofiness.
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This is a very, very nasty joke. Like, opening minutes of the Eva Movie where Shinji spooges on his hands (Spoiler) only much, much funnier, and less horrifying. This is all Moon's fault, as she should have used "Miss", but hey, SportsMaster likes bad jokes, so whatever.
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==Elimination Games==
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SportsMaster enters these games, yet due to the fact that Spice and Moon (along with others that due to their ties to the Mafia, SportsMaster will not mention) are dirty, dirty votewhores, SportsMaster never seems to win any. He tried to offer booze and free candy once out of a red van, but for some reason people didn't like that, and just hit him with sticks.
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==The Cilliad==
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Before The Cilliad was put on hiatus (and later cancelled) SportsMaster was just introduced as a minor character. It was never built upon, and SportsMaster's character will live on in infamy. Like Corkey from Life Goes On, but even less known / popular.
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==Spam==
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SportsMaster does admit to spamming a few times in England in the early 90's. He never hit "." though, and he never did it again. Any other reports to the contrary are filthy, dirty lies spread by Moon, Spice or Blah. SportsMaster doesn't spam. Ever. (This message was presented to you by the Swift Boat Veterans for the Truth of SportsMaster's Alleged Spamming (long, we know))
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==Babbling and Rants==
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Yeah, SportsMaster posts there. Yeah, he sometimes take long breaks from Action Discussion to post in these folders. Does anyone want to fight SportsMaster about it? SportsMaster did not think so. SportsMaster will now pitty the fool and show him (or her, SportsMaster is all for gender equality) the door.
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==Action Discussion==
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SportsMaster is cool. Seriously, he does cool things. He smokes Camel 99's and drinks Bud Light (Rocky Mountain High!). Don't you want to be cool like SportsMaster? Who cares what your D.A.R.E. officer said in 9th grade? He's a square, you however, can be really, really cool. So don't be such a wimp, light up and drink down pal. Oh, and just for the record you're name is Morgan Spandoodle, don't ask, but that's how we're gunna get the beer later tonight.
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==Other Stuffs==
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SportsMaster is a giving individual. In fact go to Swizerland and enter #48203720253-23 in the keypad. There may be something special waiting for you there. Not as special as say, the stuff waiting for Jason Bourne in The Bourne Identity, but still pretty cool. And yes, before you ask, it's definatly kosher.
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==The End==
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SportsMaster thanks you for reading his section and would like you to step into the next room with the man wearing the gloves, and look straight into the white light. Don't ask why, just do what SportsMaster says, and everything will be cool.

Current revision as of 20:24, 22 June 2007

Information
Real Name I.P. Freely
Element Fire
Pokemon Number 23,091,230,957
Registration Date July 31, 2004
Rank Order of the Owl
Regulars Babbling, Action Discussion, Rants


Once a major IB camper, SportsMaster came to AD in the Summer of 2005 looking for secks, drugs, spam and some good ole' rock n' roll, initally posting mostly in InuYasha discussion threads. (SportsMaster later admitted that Inuyasha isn't that great, but he was a n00b back then). He later branched out to other shows including Eureka 7, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Big O, Ghost in the Shell, and Trinity Blood. SportsMaster is not loose, as he cares and wears a Trojan everytime. He was also protrayed in a minor yet-to-be-developed role in The Cilliad, the former AD FanFic project run by Inuyashafan213.

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Nice

This is a very, very nasty joke. Like, opening minutes of the Eva Movie where Shinji spooges on his hands (Spoiler) only much, much funnier, and less horrifying. This is all Moon's fault, as she should have used "Miss", but hey, SportsMaster likes bad jokes, so whatever.

Elimination Games

SportsMaster enters these games, yet due to the fact that Spice and Moon (along with others that due to their ties to the Mafia, SportsMaster will not mention) are dirty, dirty votewhores, SportsMaster never seems to win any. He tried to offer booze and free candy once out of a red van, but for some reason people didn't like that, and just hit him with sticks.

The Cilliad

Before The Cilliad was put on hiatus (and later cancelled) SportsMaster was just introduced as a minor character. It was never built upon, and SportsMaster's character will live on in infamy. Like Corkey from Life Goes On, but even less known / popular.

Spam

SportsMaster does admit to spamming a few times in England in the early 90's. He never hit "." though, and he never did it again. Any other reports to the contrary are filthy, dirty lies spread by Moon, Spice or Blah. SportsMaster doesn't spam. Ever. (This message was presented to you by the Swift Boat Veterans for the Truth of SportsMaster's Alleged Spamming (long, we know))

Babbling and Rants

Yeah, SportsMaster posts there. Yeah, he sometimes take long breaks from Action Discussion to post in these folders. Does anyone want to fight SportsMaster about it? SportsMaster did not think so. SportsMaster will now pitty the fool and show him (or her, SportsMaster is all for gender equality) the door.

Action Discussion

SportsMaster is cool. Seriously, he does cool things. He smokes Camel 99's and drinks Bud Light (Rocky Mountain High!). Don't you want to be cool like SportsMaster? Who cares what your D.A.R.E. officer said in 9th grade? He's a square, you however, can be really, really cool. So don't be such a wimp, light up and drink down pal. Oh, and just for the record you're name is Morgan Spandoodle, don't ask, but that's how we're gunna get the beer later tonight.

Other Stuffs

SportsMaster is a giving individual. In fact go to Swizerland and enter #48203720253-23 in the keypad. There may be something special waiting for you there. Not as special as say, the stuff waiting for Jason Bourne in The Bourne Identity, but still pretty cool. And yes, before you ask, it's definatly kosher.

The End

SportsMaster thanks you for reading his section and would like you to step into the next room with the man wearing the gloves, and look straight into the white light. Don't ask why, just do what SportsMaster says, and everything will be cool.

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