Maulbism Circle

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Maulbism Circle is a popular flash cartoon about a bunch of stupid tennagers, most o with are Goth Girls, and their adventures at an area called Maulbism Circle. It is always April. Maulbism Circle is known for its snobs. Satanists, penises, and gays.

Characters

• Jack Monoroxi is a Litecoverian teenager who likes to play Gay Action, a famous video game. He belongs to a baseball team called "Shitfarter". Whenever he farts, he is referred to as a "true shitty-farter".

• Ashley Horlockon is another member of the Shitfarters and a hottie. She hates Jack and pretends she likes him. She comes from a rich family and likes expensive beer.

• Tosha Shekoinitia is a snobby girl who rants about money. She is a proclaimed enemy of sexual abuse. Despite Ashley's apparent snobbiness, Tosha hates her.

• Samantha Shorgonn is the main Goth Girl. She often not caring at a beer store. She is often maulbized by Jack and Freddy-Boy.

• Freddy-Boy is Jack's friend. He likes maulbism. He also is on the side of all but one of the Maulbism Months.

• Sheonokis Harbidinjios is a snobby Litecoverian Hottie.

• Eben and Eden are two friends of Tosha, one being a Goth-Girl.

• Duncan Melvington is a snob who watches over the mess at Maulbism Circle.

• Mellie Horlockon is Ashley's fat, crazy mother.

• The Helvengay Kids are several punky little kids. They make trouble and often shout "gay" followed by a racial slur.

• Mirri Shorle is a hottie who works at the beer vending machine.

• Reckum Reidsville is a hideous, gay old man who smokes into people's asses.

• Hardy Billy is the Circle's redneck kid. Knocks down Yuppies.

• Herrhormes and The Ericheimer Sisters are six Goth girls who are opposed to maulbism and hard to maulbized.

• Ida Idiot is a Mul-Fat who doesn't like the Hottie Gang, or any other hotties in the Circle.

• The Hottie Gang is a group of three hotties, a Snobby Leader, and Two Goth Girls.

• Gilbert Gay is the first gay ever to find the Circle.