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The Carlow Crab! is a show created in Reynolds. It is Ultra-PC and related to other PC shows. The Show centers around a Jerky Superhero named Jack Jerk aka. Carlow Crab, and his friend Ashley Asshole in central Lawsonville (although the show was not in the realm of being founded there}. He is a high-school teenager at Bikonoslinosriminos High who is made fun of by jerks. Little do they know he is... CALOL KLAB! THE SCIH-RAB AND THE UNST-CRAB! His major enemy is The Tipperary Turtle. Table of contents [showhide] 1 Characters 2 Theme Song 3 Episodes 3.1 Season One 3.2 Season Two 3.3 Season Three 3.4 Season Four 3.5 Season Five 4 Other Things 5 Example 6 See also
Characters
Jack Jerk aka. Carlow Crab (Master Of All Things Blarney): A geeky kid who hates his life when not Carlow Crab and enjoys it when it is. He is picked on by popular kids and does badly on his science homework. As a superhero he grabs villains and beats them up. He sometimes runs into Cork Crab.
Ashley Asshole: A geeky but smart kid but not good at science. She is seen always picked on and is the only person to know Jack's secret. Always smarter than anyone else. Best friend of Jack jerk.
Jonathan Jerk and Jean Jerk: Overprotective parents of Jack jerk who he mins alot. In some epsiodes they reminisce of when they whipped Jack. They used to be croboys and crogirls but no longer are.
Tabitha Trash: Younger sister of Tosha Trash and a goth girl. She has noted that, although she is not popular, she thinks Jack and Ashley are losers.
Tosha Trash: A popular jerk who is richer than anybody else in the show except Jean-Claude-Charlotte-Henri III of Esch-sur-Sure. Always gets bumped into by Ashley but she never forgives Ashley or acknowledges her existence.
Tipperary Turtle: An evil villainous turtle and arch-villain of Carlow Crab. Unlike Carlow Crab, Tipperary Turtle came from Tipperary. He destroys shamrocks, which is the most priceless thing int he world according to Carlow Crab {except maybe his friendship}.
Template:Infobox television The Misadventues Kim Possible is a Cro TV original Emmy-winning parody of an animated series about a teenage crimefighter named Kim (full name is Kimberly Ann Possible) who has the task of dealing with worldwide, family, and school issues every day. The show is a complete spoof of the series Kim Possible, and is much more politically incorrect. It was from the producer of Rockingham County and Stanley Stevens.
Kaptain Kalgoorlie: An Aussie teacher who is annoyed by his students. Always gives incredible homework. He won awards as the most homework giving character in any TV show ever.
Farley Geeko: A computer geek 9000 who is a villain and shoots lasers and is a maniac. kroze Cork Crab: A crab who thinks he has more blarney than Carlow Crab. The troublemaker of The Carlow Crab, as Tosha is to Jack. There is evidence that the two are the same in the episode Vines of Virtue, although Corkie appears male, while Tosha is female The secret will be found in the upcoming Elitists Episode, which will have much focus on Europe.
Jean-Claude-Charlotte-Henri III of Esch-sur-Sure: A character who lives in Luxembourg but goes to the states a lot to make fun of it's low-class popualtion. In one episode he shows of how much better Luxie is by taking the class there. he thinks the friendship is too American, and those of Luxembourg are beyond it.
Fukomos: An invisible villain who beats up women.
Uncle U-S-F-L: A jerk.
Theme Song
Although Danny Phantom is a rip-off, the theme sing sounds totally different.
Goin' back to Carlow, Carlow, Carlow. Goin' back to Carlow, Carlow, Carlow
Episodes
Season One
1. The Prickly Pears November 4, 2001
2. The House of Cros November 10, 2001
3. Blarney Castle November 17, 2001
4. No! Homework! November 23, 2001
5. The Scum of the Earth December 1, 2001
6. Penis Penthouse December 9, 2001
7. Kiddie Crap December 15, 2001
8. The Fight for The Blarney Stone January 28, 2002
9. Blarney of all Blarney February 19, 2002
10. Trash the Trash in Trash Alias March 1, 2002
11. Luxus, Luxus March 27, 2002
12. The Big Fight April 12, 2002
13. Overprotective Shit April 29, 2002
Season Two
14. Turtle Poop September 13, 2002
15. Bridge Falling September 18, 2002
16. Computer Lab September 29, 2002
17. The Fallen October 10, 2002
18. The Big Pile of Trash October 19, 2002
19. Hamlet for the Ages October 28, 2002
20. Technological Turtle Poop November 16, 2002
21. Socked Cro's Homes November 27, 2002
22. To Luxembourg Without Homework December 14, 2002
23. Return of the Homework December 20, 2002
24. The Fight at Tipperary February 21, 2003
25. Ashley's Secret March 8, 2003
26. The Big Revenge May 2, 2003
Season Three
27. Gothic Gate September 18, 2003
28. The Turtle Bombs Tokyo September 26, 2003
29. Leftists are not Trash October 8, 2003
30. Blarney-Off 9000 November 21, 2003
31. King and Queen of Croobystein November 30, 2003
32. Jack Jerk in Prison December 12, 2003
33. Return to the Rich Land December 31, 2003
34. Vines of Virtue January 20, 2004
35. Something Invisible Is Lurking February 10, 2004
36. The Mountain Turtle February 25, 2004
37. The IQ Test March 8, 2004
38. The Luxies Take Over March 30, 2004
39. Computerized Merging April 22, 2004
Season Four
40. The Invisible One's Secret October 13, 2004
41. Tosha and Tabitha Are Crazy October 18, 2004
42. A Rainy Day At Fokomoskine November 13, 2004
43. Luxembourg is Bombed November 20, 2004
44. Bad Turtle Is Wild November 27, 2004
45. Hypno-Gun of Power December 20, 2004
46. Back to the Blarney January 16, 2005
47. The Uncle Is Watching February 28, 2005
48. Luxie Is Punished March 29, 2005
49. Mutant Crab, Mutant Turtle April 18, 2005
50. Vlorvache Strawberry May 12, 2005
51. Unity of All Villains May 20, 2005
52. SPECIAL EPISODE The Elitists Episode May 26, 2005 Season Five
No episodes are in this season although there is palnning for a Night Croboy Damnation episode.
Other Things
Tosha is an American popular-kid type snob. Jean-Claude-Charlotte-Henri III of Esch-sur-Sure is a rich high-class old world European polite-and-well-educated-and-incredibly rich type snob from the world's richest and most educated country (and snobbiest), Luxembourg. Example
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Jim and the Teenage Kickass is a TV show. It is about a middle schooler in Pinnacle City who seems to be the only 'normal' person in his class. Even his brother Fred is not so normal. He is the Teenage Kickass, a tiny freakish twerp that can kick...uh...asses. It was done by the satirical Zorgin-Hmorgin Studios, and became one of the longest-running TV shows of all time, beginning in 1981 and ending ihn 2003. This particular show made fun of both middle-schoolers-having-trouble-fitting-in-at-school shows and nerdy-kid-who-is-actually-a-superhero shows.
Contents |
Characters
Jim Farleyborough| Jim is a fairly normal kid. He has an abnormal brother, though. The stories are told from his point of view.
Fred Farleyborough/Teenage Kickass | Fred is the fraternal twin of Jim. Something happened in a science experiment that caused him to develop powers to become the Teenage Kickass, who has the appearance and physical abilities of a hairball.
Pamela Wentworth | A goth girl who is the other 'main character', as she often accompanies Fred on his adventures. She has a crush on Jim.
Senator Stich | An alien who serves as teacher of the class. He is very weird. A minor character who appeared after 1994 was Lilo, another alieny thing, that was supposedly school superintendent.
Jenny Greensborough | A redneck girl who everyone agrees is a hottie. She has a crush on Jim, too.
Yamila | A creep who is often beaten up by TK for having a stupid name.
Chihiro the Dragon | A fire-breathing nemesis of TK.
Bob| Bob.
Theme Song
Welcome to my life as a teenage kickass
Story of my life as a teenage kickass
Teenage kickass LIFE!
Other things
JATTK's popularity caused it to spawn three movies: a DTV one, the famous 'Lilo and Stitch', and the ATGIHABD 'Bob'.
Zorgin Hmorgin Studios is a studio that made:
Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur (a new name for Alamance Alfred after people considered Alfred a bad word. It was stupid thatthey did that)
Party Lights is a TV series from Zorgin-Hmorgin Studios. It was ATGIHABD and short-lived, as it lasted only in early-to-mid 2003. It was the first show to include only three main characters in the whole show. It was the story of two cool kids who go under the names of Bree and Colby (it was apparently spun off of Weekenders, which also had these characters). There's poitin brewin' nearby.
Characters
Robert Coulter/'Colby' | A cool kid who looks ugly and has stupid long hair.
Primrose Bretonsen/'Bree' | A cool kid who looks ugly and has freakish hair.
Eric the Red(neck) | A poitin 'shiner who lives with Colby.
Andrew Jackson Moore | The news reporter who is remarkably rightwing. He is Eric's brother.
Louise the Lettuce | He is the other brother of Eric, and a yuppie.
Theme Song
AH SEE DA LITEZ!!!
AH SEE DA PAWTIE LITES!!!
DARE UHHHHHHH GAWRENE!!!
AYVARBUDDY AW NOSE DARE!!!
BAWT AW AHM TWO DAHROONK!!!
TAH HAET MAH SEEN!!!
Other Things
Daisy Duke is very cute.
Retrieved from "http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Party_Lights"Poop in the Pants is a TV show from the creators of CARLOW CRAB. It's about a kid who has to bring water to his master. He doesn't like doing this.
It was short-lived.
Characters
Manorvaki Matorvag| An idiot kid who wants to be free from giving water to his evil master Feconoskus. He poops alot.
Feconoskus| The evil master who always wants Manorvaki to go to hell. He will destroy him if he doesn't give him water.
Movosonoski| A policeman who hates them both.
The Great Penis| An idiot who likes to kill intruders such as HOMOSONOTONO!
HOMOSONOTONO| A cuddoy.
PoopWhipper| The father of Manorvaki. He is a good servant to Feconoskus and is called sometimes to WHIP Manorvaki.
Alien Alien Alein| Another intruder. Has evil alien powers.
Chmorguphast Croboys is a TV show from the makers of Jim and the Teenage Kickass. It is all about two teenage kids named Doimineri and Zecholkini who were kicked out of their country by their parents and were thrown to a Litecoverian community in Mitchell called Chmorguphast. It was extremely PC. They are treated badly by their high school.
Characters
Doimineri Doikin| One of the two brothers. Likes listening to Britney Spears, but hates Babula.
Zecholikni Doikin| The other one. Dumber and likes Babula as well as Spears.
Kolis Tominsa| A bully kid who beats little kiddies up.
Fedgin Kinion| A little kid who runs from the bully.
Movai Kinion| A kid who does badly with science.
Egiki Kinion| The father of two geeks.
Morginvasti Kasti| A TBH who Kolis has a crush on.
Hini Kini Smini| A McMansion snob who beats Morginvasti.
Lokos and Kinokos Doikin| The parents who expelled the Doikin kids.
Smolini Vlimi| The teacher who gives homework.
Wampire Cro| A cro who likes to scare the kids.
Flinis Tinis| A Gothikkus who has many crushes.
Rinis Tinis| A popular asshole who is FEMALE.
Konikus Hadonkus| A redneck from Gap, Mount Olive.
Truickon Trees| A tree-hugging conservationalist who dies.
Monkus Hadonkus| A redneck hottie and a distant cousin of Konikus.
Theme Song
It was a famous Telkia song with a long name. The sog is long but only the first three verses are sung.
Verse 1:
Shingi Shigarindu Shini Lokolay Shingi Shing Mendi Shingi Shingarindu.
Verse 2:
Stuck to a pillar in the year of 69. Stuck to it. WO YAH.
Verse 3:
Ezhince Ezhince Shingi Shingarindu. WO YAH WO YAH CALLOW!
CHMORGUPHAST CROOBYS!
Other Things
The show was PC!
The Cunios is a show created by CTW and aired on PBS in the early morning on Saturday to replace a pile of crap. It is about the adventures of a redneck family of four who get in trouble with Sheriff Rum Rogers of Neetman, North Carolina. There's Phil and Diane, the patriarchs, Dannielle, their daughter, who is a total hottie, and Matthew, a little kid who causes trouble. Frequently seen is the County Commissioner, Mark Reynolds of the Hill, who resides in Danbury, They also have a dog naimed Faith to ward off revenuers.
Mount Olive is a state located in the US of AG. It is a poor mountainous state not near Wilson Store. It was the second state to sign the Constitution.
History
Mount Olive was formed from Wilson Store by Cap'n Crunch in 1775 when the old geezer decided he didn't want Wilson Store to be the largest state in the USAG.
Demographics
The racial makeup is 93% white 5% black 2% others.
The per capita income is $14,889.
Telkia Rhundasphoiecklimospozivemidaggilomishtorgonevilax was one of the 5 hippest and is a Woman. She was born in Litecoveria and died on November 65, 2004 because of being attacked in Litecoveria. After her death she was replaced. Babula used Samantha an asshole Goth Girl, to take her place.
However, she became famous because she sang songs. She provided instruments for I'm a Tumbling Rock and sang [[Vexlopinsovorinforsi Mengaliski Venderbrudenghilonishovornattumonielopopossivenkilikiogna-hii-vencu shoitan semikaloboboolisivishinderiakingofqueensdaloponsfuijamassiporli zungi werkermolloossovinderminesunkheimyo taziolibdeomsofros hogosevinder yaddi lomonkovoddiovinderschrideyeemmossstoggith si si meeno]], the theme song for Chmorguphast Croboys, altohugh the common nme of the song is [[Vexlopinsovorinforsi Mengaliski Venderbrudenghilonishovornattumonielopopossivenkilikiogna-hii-vencu shoitan semikaloboboolisivishinderiakingofqueensdaloponsfuijamassiporli zungi werkermolloossovinderminesunkheimyo taziolibdeomsofros hogosevinder yaddi lomonkovoddiovinderschrideyeemmossstoggith si si meeno|Shingi Shingarindu]].
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Remington is the original founder of the last two tiles of the Earth and also a good supporter in the War of Titans. At least according to liberals. He was actually a Socialist ass.
The name Remington is derived from the ancient Litecoverian word Maulibismaticism, even though they do not sound remotely the same. This is a conversation between two dorks which popularized the name.
The conversation below summarizes the show Remington and the Rattlesnakes:
DORK 1 (Remington): I wanna be cool and hang with popular kids.
DORK 2: Why not stay a dork?
REMINGTON: Because I hate dorks nowadays. They are way too CONSERVATIVE.
DORK 2: I am your friend, and I am conservative. You liberals suck.
REMINGTON: I have a crush on Daisy Duke.
DORK 2: I thought you were a liberal.
REMINGTON: Everyone has a crush on Daisy Duke.
And so the two dorks continued to fight.
The question remains: is there anyone who doesn't agree Daisy Duke is incredibly cute?. Not me...
AHHHH I MEAN!
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Paulman, The Doll-man, King of the Burning Stuff is a song by Stoolav Kamer about Paul Kamer. As he is always called Paul-man by him, that is the reason for a song.
Paul Kamer
Paul Kamer was a fine young cro who thoughtn that mummy rights was idiotic and politically correct. He wrote many great works such as Busting the Mummy, Beating the Mummy, Torturing the Mummy, some other mummy thing, and The Croboys of D'ni.
These were all very famous and special works. Paul Kamer was EXTREMELY politcally incorrect writer. He was the one responsible for destroying 9,000 Brother Bear DVD's in one minute. He was also a great writer.
The song
The song was oringinally to be called Paulman, The Doll-man, King of the Burning Hill, ut it's name was canged due to the croboys being threatened by computers.
The song is a very good song. It is called that becaase of 2 of three nickames for Pual. The three nicknames were Pualmanm The Dualman and the one not ing the song ORK OF ALL ORKS.
Song lyrics
It is a very interesting song. It starts with:
Paulman the Dallman king of the buring stuff.
Paulman the Dallman king of the stuff in the Buff.
However the ending is better than the beginning, as it is:
DUDUDU................................................................................BAMMMMMMMMAUHAHBQWGHFXGHDGFHDFDYTDEFHGDFD
DEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEE.
It is a gallimaufry.
See also
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Alamance Alfred is a show created in E. Walnut Cove. It is Ultra-PIC and related to other PIC shows. The show centers around a Jerky Fat Guy and his many friends in central North Carolina. It was cancelled for having the extremely profane word "Alfred" in its title. His main enemy is Jake Lodikrap.
Characters
Alfreds
'Alamance' Alfred An extremely fat 18-year-old who fled from his small hometown of Alamance to the big-city mill town of Burlington after his father died. He tends to be very goofy, and his an extremely weird voice. His mother lives in Graham, and his buddies are Randall, Jed, Master McGrath, and Mr. Cook.
Josie Alfred Alfred's crazy mother, who once lived in a trailer park right outside of Alamance, now living single in a slummy house in Graham. She is choleric and lives on welfare.
Bobbulas
Randall 'the Vandal' Randall is a beer-chuggin' rednecky Wikipedia vandal who drinks a lot, usually to excess. He is a definite conservative, as he voted strongly for Ronald Reagan. He often vandalizes the page for Walter Mondale.
Matthews
Jed Matthews conservative hillbilly redneck, who'll never stop makin' the shine! He is a whiskey lover, and a friend of Alamance Alfred. He works at a mill.
Clara Matthews A redneck hottie and daughter of Jed, not to mention Alfred's love interest. She is a big fan of Pigs of Pamlico Pork Rinds, and the leader of the Burlington Bible Club. She has often done very stupid things, such as creating a comic strip called 'Hill Billy'. She is probably the most Christian character in the show.
Cooks
Mr. Cook A fat, lazy, ugly, bald jerk of a politician, he does not listen at all to the Bible and was condemned by religious fanatics everywhere in all of North Carolina. He is probably the least religious character in the show.
'Crazy Jeff' Cook Crazy Jeff is a proud real estate dealer who can sometimes get a bit out of hand in his attempts to peddle his ' great esteat'.
Corbins
Benjamin Corbin A retired black biker, mill worker, and housekeeping buddy to Alfred. He was 'born down in Eastern Mississippi, went up to NC, and currently lives in minority community of Green Level'.
McGraths
'Master' McGrath A substitute Gaelic teacher at Alamance Comm. College, and not a very good one either. He is recognizable mainly by his sunglasses and obviously fake Irish brogue. He lives in a McMansion.
Lodikraps
Jake Lodikrap A crazy Chapel Hill dweller, a diehard liberal and new ager. He is a sworn enemy of conservative Alfred, who is conservative. He is hated by most Burlingtonians.
Mill Workers
Mill Workers Four unfunny mill workers who finish each other's sentences. They are all under Corbin's power. After 1987 they were absent.
Vordermeers
Derfhiggen Vordermeer An Armenian, also a cognac-sipping elitist. He despises any redneck, though he claims to be Alfred's buddy. He left the show from 1986-1988 to be on his own short-lived show, 'Spotlight on Armenia'.
Spotlight on Armenia is a politically incorrect show about Armenia being better than America, even though they are both the same thing.
It is hosted by Derfhiggen Vordermeer, from the show Alamance Alfred. It was not created by Zorgin Hmorgin, but by Shtoindas Hmoindas, who has relation to ZorryHmorry. ShtoindyHmoindy also created The Robots Three
Alamance Alfred is a show created in E. Walnut Cove. It is Ultra-PIC and related to other PIC shows. The show centers around a Jerky Fat Guy and his many friends in central North Carolina. It was cancelled for having the extremely profane word "Alfred" in its title. His main enemy is Jake Lodikrap.
Characters
Alfreds
'Alamance' Alfred An extremely fat 18-year-old who fled from his small hometown of Alamance to the big-city mill town of Burlington after his father died. He tends to be very goofy, and his an extremely weird voice. His mother lives in Graham, and his buddies are Randall, Jed, Master McGrath, and Mr. Cook.
Josie Alfred Alfred's crazy mother, who once lived in a trailer park right outside of Alamance, now living single in a slummy house in Graham. She is choleric and lives on welfare.
Bobbulas
Randall 'the Vandal' Randall is a beer-chuggin' rednecky Wikipedia vandal who drinks a lot, usually to excess. He is a definite conservative, as he voted strongly for Ronald Reagan. He often vandalizes the page for Walter Mondale.
Matthews
Jed Matthews conservative hillbilly redneck, who'll never stop makin' the shine! He is a whiskey lover, and a friend of Alamance Alfred. He works at a mill.
Clara Matthews A redneck hottie and daughter of Jed, not to mention Alfred's love interest. She is a big fan of Pigs of Pamlico Pork Rinds, and the leader of the Burlington Bible Club. She has often done very stupid things, such as creating a comic strip called 'Hill Billy'. She is probably the most Christian character in the show.
Cooks
Mr. Cook A fat, lazy, ugly, bald jerk of a politician, he does not listen at all to the Bible and was condemned by religious fanatics everywhere in all of North Carolina. He is probably the least religious character in the show.
'Crazy Jeff' Cook Crazy Jeff is a proud real estate dealer who can sometimes get a bit out of hand in his attempts to peddle his ' great esteat'.
Corbins
Benjamin Corbin A retired black biker, mill worker, and housekeeping buddy to Alfred. He was 'born down in Eastern Mississippi, went up to NC, and currently lives in minority community of Green Level'.
McGraths
'Master' McGrath A substitute Gaelic teacher at Alamance Comm. College, and not a very good one either. He is recognizable mainly by his sunglasses and obviously fake Irish brogue. He lives in a McMansion.
Lodikraps
Jake Lodikrap A crazy Chapel Hill dweller, a diehard liberal and new ager. He is a sworn enemy of conservative Alfred, who is conservative. He is hated by most Burlingtonians.
Mill Workers
Mill Workers Four unfunny mill workers who finish each other's sentences. They are all under Corbin's power. After 1987 they were absent.
Vordermeers
Derfhiggen Vordermeer An Armenian, also a cognac-sipping elitist. He despises any redneck, though he claims to be Alfred's buddy. He left the show from 1986-1988 to be on his own short-lived show, 'Spotlight on Armenia'.
Miner Characters
H.E.L.L. A creepy criminal who calls himself 'H.E.L.L.' to hide that his real name is Herbert. He killed Alfred's father.
Erica A freakish Goth girl who is convinced that nothing matters and who blushes a lot for no real reason.
Me A pathetic TBH of Litecoveria. What a freak.
Admiral Wombat and Friends A bunch of TV personalities who appear on Alfred's favorite show 'Admiral Wombat', a spoof of Captain Kangaroo.
Mr. Robinson The quick-tempered, fat boss at the mill.
Danny Faintomb A biker and 1980's style punk.
Alamance Alfred is a show created in E. Walnut Cove. It is Ultra-PIC and related to other PIC shows. The show centers around a Jerky Fat Guy and his many friends in central North Carolina. It was cancelled for having the extremely profane word "Alfred" in its title. His main enemy is Jake Lodikrap.
Characters
Alfreds
'Alamance' Alfred An extremely fat 18-year-old who fled from his small hometown of Alamance to the big-city mill town of Burlington after his father died. He tends to be very goofy, and his an extremely weird voice. His mother lives in Graham, and his buddies are Randall, Jed, Master McGrath, and Mr. Cook.
Josie Alfred Alfred's crazy mother, who once lived in a trailer park right outside of Alamance, now living single in a slummy house in Graham. She is choleric and lives on welfare.
Bobbulas
Randall 'the Vandal' Randall is a beer-chuggin' rednecky Wikipedia vandal who drinks a lot, usually to excess. He is a definite conservative, as he voted strongly for Ronald Reagan. He often vandalizes the page for Walter Mondale.
Matthews
Jed Matthews conservative hillbilly redneck, who'll never stop makin' the shine! He is a whiskey lover, and a friend of Alamance Alfred. He works at a mill.
Clara Matthews A redneck hottie and daughter of Jed, not to mention Alfred's love interest. She is a big fan of Pigs of Pamlico Pork Rinds, and the leader of the Burlington Bible Club. She has often done very stupid things, such as creating a comic strip called 'Hill Billy'. She is probably the most Christian character in the show.
Cooks
Mr. Cook A fat, lazy, ugly, bald jerk of a politician, he does not listen at all to the Bible and was condemned by religious fanatics everywhere in all of North Carolina. He is probably the least religious character in the show.
'Crazy Jeff' Cook Crazy Jeff is a proud real estate dealer who can sometimes get a bit out of hand in his attempts to peddle his ' great esteat'.
Corbins
Benjamin Corbin A retired black biker, mill worker, and housekeeping buddy to Alfred. He was 'born down in Eastern Mississippi, went up to NC, and currently lives in minority community of Green Level'.
McGraths
'Master' McGrath A substitute Gaelic teacher at Alamance Comm. College, and not a very good one either. He is recognizable mainly by his sunglasses and obviously fake Irish brogue. He lives in a McMansion.
Lodikraps
Jake Lodikrap A crazy Chapel Hill dweller, a diehard liberal and new ager. He is a sworn enemy of conservative Alfred, who is conservative. He is hated by most Burlingtonians.
Mill Workers
Mill Workers Four unfunny mill workers who finish each other's sentences. They are all under Corbin's power. After 1987 they were absent.
Vordermeers
Derfhiggen Vordermeer An Armenian, also a cognac-sipping elitist. He despises any redneck, though he claims to be Alfred's buddy. He left the show from 1986-1988 to be on his own short-lived show, 'Spotlight on Armenia'.
Miner Characters
H.E.L.L. A creepy criminal who calls himself 'H.E.L.L.' to hide that his real name is Herbert. He killed Alfred's father.
Erica A freakish Goth girl who is convinced that nothing matters and who blushes a lot for no real reason.
Me A pathetic TBH of Litecoveria. What a freak.
Admiral Wombat and Friends A bunch of TV personalities who appear on Alfred's favorite show 'Admiral Wombat', a spoof of Captain Kangaroo.
Mr. Robinson The quick-tempered, fat boss at the mill.
Danny Faintomb A biker and 1980's style punk.
Driddheim Vordermeer Derfie's son. Not elitist, not at all Armenian. A brat, who is seen much in Alamance Arthur but seldom seen in Alfie-Boy.
Scarab A big ugly Guy in A Scarab Suit. Rips Clara's flesh. Only seen is Season Six
Mr. MacEnis A giant penis.
Grandpa and Gramma Matthews The Grandapernts (GeezeHUST) of jed who [[Death. Please not Death|Die] in an episode.
Merfhiggen Morderveer An Ed-jut from Atlanta who is the main enemy of Derfhiggen. He is tortured in the only reasonable episode of Spotlight on Armenia
Dumb Dawg A dumb dawg who just stands there.
Theme Song
The song is long.
However, this is usually what is played.
Alamance Alfred,
Alamance Alfred,
Alamance Alfred,
Alamance Alfred.
He can kick your penis ninety times.
And send it into hell.
He's Alamance Alfred
Alamance Alfred.
Brave Croboy in Burlington.
deedeedeedeedeedeedee
Cro TV is the main croboy network.
Weekday Primetime Schedule
Big Glen 6:00 to 7:00
Lexington 7:00 to 7:30
Lexington 7:30 to 8:00
Atlantic Glen or Trailblazer 8:00 to 9:00
Rednecks and Many Cros 9:00 to 10:00
Weirdo With Cro 10:00 to 10:30
Weirdo With Cro 10:30 to 11:00
Boston House 11:00 to 11:30
Dubliner Adventures or Metrocycle Short Room 11:30 to 12:00
Episodes
Season One
- The Alfreds of Alammance
- Sausage Festival
- The Field Trip
- The Pride of All England
- They Shoot My Dad, Don't They
- Where in the World is San Diego?
- My Still, My Still, I ain't payin your welfare bill, it's My Still
- Lodikrap Acres
- Alamance Armenian
- Wimpy Croboy in Wilmington
- The Grapes of McGrath
- Pigs of Pamlico
- Great Esteat
- Brown Mansions
- King of the Mill
- Randallism
- Escape from MONKEY ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- The Good Ole Boys
- Run of the Mill
- I'm a Native American, Too a.k.a. Jake's Ancestry
The Robots Three is a show about a group of angry robots who try to capture innocent Humans. It causes a large war. The episodes deal with the war. It was cancelled, for the same reason Spotlight on Armenia was,the reason being a lack of hotties.
Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur is the new name for Alamance Alfred, after Ally Alf was cancelled for having the profanity Alfred in its title. Ally Arth was not nearly as good, and was PC. It was also short-lived.
Few new characters were used, but some formerly Miner Characters from Alamance Alfred were used more often.
