Jim and the Teenage Kickass
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Jim and the Teenage Kickass is a TV show. It is about a middle schooler in Pinnacle City who seems to be the only 'normal' person in his class. Even his brother Fred is not so normal. He is the Teenage Kickass, a tiny freakish twerp that can kick...uh...asses. It was done by the satirical Zorgin-Hmorgin Studios, and became one of the longest-running TV shows of all time, beginning in 1981 and ending ihn 2003. This particular show made fun of both middle-schoolers-having-trouble-fitting-in-at-school shows and nerdy-kid-who-is-actually-a-superhero shows.
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Major Characters
Jim Farleyborough| Jim is a fairly normal kid. He has an abnormal brother, though. The stories are told from his point of view.
Fred Farleyborough/Teenage Kickass | Fred is the fraternal twin of Jim. Something happened in a science experiment that caused him to develop powers to become the Teenage Kickass, who has the appearance and physical abilities of a hairball.
Pamela Wentworth | A goth girl who is the other 'main character', as she often accompanies Fred on his adventures. She has a crush on Jim.
Senator Stich | An alien who serves as teacher of the class. He is very weird. A minor character who appeared after 1994 was Lilo, another alieny thing, that was supposedly school superintendent.
Chihiro the Dragon | A fire-breathing nemesis of TK.
Minor Characters
Yolanda Wentworth | Pamela's obese sister who tries hard not to look fat, but does. She is one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Bob| Bob.
Gary Buzzcut | A sterotypical bully who beats people up just for 'being there'.
Red Greensborough | Jenny's yokelish father who drives a pickup truck and wears a cowboy hat. He is a classic character.
Erwin McCobb | The Quinn|quintessential nerdy geek who looks up to Jim and proves rather annoying.
Senator Lilo | Senator Stitch's evil twin who from 1988-1990 was the main head of West Pinnacle Middle School.
Karl the Kid | An infamous bandit at the school who tends to bend the rules and steal from other people's lockers. He is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Mr. Green | An environmental activist usually seen tied to some tree. He is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Jenny Greensborough | A Baptist redneck girl who everyone agrees is a hottie. She is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Yamila | A creep who is often beaten up by TK for having a stupid name. Yamila is a senile old geezer who is abused for no reason.
Franklin Tokenblack | A black basketball player who sometimes 'hangs' with Jim and Fred. He is part of a posse called the Big Boys.
Nick Carr | The leader of the Big Boys, or the cool kids. He tends to be an average '90s dude but is very popular also.
Bree n' Colby | A sister and brother who are the other members of the Big Boys. They eventually went to star in their own series called Party Lights.
George Washington's Ghost | A ghost who sometimes talks to Jim and gives him advice in a 1700s accent and style.
Latino Larry | A Hispanic talk-show host who frequently interviews Sandy Dallas.
Sandy Dallas | A female heavy-metal star who sings loud and raucously.
Rad Ralph | The local disc jockey who says 'yeah, man' a lot, which is his staple. He is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Bloke Williams of Lancaster | An upper-class, snobby Englishman who is quite popular though not as much as the Big Boys.
The Christmas Zombie | Everyone's favorite holiday pal, Christmas Zombie is a vastly-marketed line of toys and more importantly a TV personality. He is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Barbara McStacey | An obvious parody of Barbie, Barbara was a typical fashion-obsessed mall girl. A running joke was that she truly worshipped clothes.
The Shirt, the Pants, and the Holy Underpants | The three persons in God according to Barbara, a literal clothes worshipper.
Kelly T'ang | The owner of the local Chinese food place, 9 Dragon. She is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Mindy T'ang | Kelly's daughter, the sexiest girl on Earth. She is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Naked Guy | A redneck nudist hick who is yet another Southern character. He is unnamed.
Metalboy | A raucous teenage robot and a literal 'metalhead'.
Cosmo Flagsone | A conservative neighbor of the Farleyboroughs. He is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Slade Farleyborough | A spoof of the media's love for making all dads into buffoons, this is Jim and Fred's buffoonish dad.
Yvonne Farleyborough | The strong, independent woman. Hayley, do you want me to punch you in the face?
Das Boot | A disheveled, loud-mouthed talking boot. He is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Ez Daunterschautylasdenughstein | A green-haired stupid teenager who works as an inept clerk at Comestible Giraffe, a parody of Food Lion. He is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Tommy Tape | A wisecracking talking tapeworm inside Fred. He is also one of the Jim and the Teenage Kickass Classic Characters|classic characters.
Theme Song
Welcome to my life as a teenage kickass
Story of my life as a teenage kickass
Teenage kickass LIFE!
Other things
JATTK's popularity caused it to spawn three movies: a DTV one, the famous 'Lilo and Stitch', and the ATGIHABD 'Bob'.
