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Real_AirCooledMan (Hereafter R_ACM) is the self-appointed Führer of IB and AD, founder of Alterholics Anonymous (a s-CRY-ed fan thread), Üb€r 1337 N3w$ columnist of Babbling's Poolside Rag thread, and all-around yuri fanboy. He gives Cille cakes with various anime men on them and is [AS]-married to lady-Yuna, krazygirl1207, sango-chan_13, Bananas_Cream, henrieta, Pierced_Princess, and sahockeygirl15.

R_ACM is also a rabid fan of s-CRY-ed, Eureka Seven, Ghost in the Shell, Trinity Blood, Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, and numerous other shows. He can be found primarily in IB and AD, and secondarily in OA, the comedy folders, and Rants.

He also knows plenty of German and has made quite a few German spam posts.

"His cakes always have such hawt anime men. I love them!" ~Cille

He also has recently acquired two rivals when it comes to his love of Belldandy from Ah! My Goddess: superthunderbros. and Riot_Iori. :smiley-veryhappy:

(However, superthunderbros. core was killed by R_ACM's second main---Belldandy's Husband---with the help of MirokuLuvstheGirls. MirokuLuvstheGirls has taken control of superthunderbros., and only rarely does the REAL superthunderbros. come back to life, if ever at all)

Starting in October of 2007, R_ACM became a /b/tard upon increasing exposure to 4chan. [AS] is still his hoam, but he can often be mingling with the vast horde known as Anonymous, trolling othe /b/tards and hunting for yuri in /u/.

R_ACM's Alts and Second Main

When not posting on his first main SN, R_ACM can be found on any of his alts:

SpikesNakedBrother (A Cowboy Bebop-themed alt; takeoff on Fenton's Naked Mom)
JeSuisNapoleon (Taken from a quote on Futurama; Steven Blum fanboy alt)
Bizarro_Inuyasha (His RIF alt)
KazumaSpiegel (His Alterholic alt)
His_Don-ness (Taken from an episode of Family Guy where Peter gets involved with the Mob; Crispin Freeman fanboy alt)
Sir_Master_Chief (His Halo fanboy alt)
Peter_Imhof (Taken from a German comedy sketch starring Hape Kerkeling)
ReaI_AirCooledMan (Note the I substituted for the L in "Real")
Mann_Gegen_Mann (Rammstein fanboy alt, named for one of that band's songs)
Senad_Giccic (E Nomine fanboy alt, named after one of their lead singers)
Gay_Dutchman (A Samurai Champloo-themed alt; used for pseudo-gay innuendo)
Satellas_Husband (Rabid Chrono Crusade fan alt; there's just something about a jewel-summoning smex)
Belldandys_Husband (Rabid Ah! My Goddess fanboy and second main; anyone notice how hawt Belldandy is? **ZOMG** **hawt** **teh schmecxh** **die Schönheit vo'es alle** **totalleh fanboys** **gasms all over AD, IB, and OA** Also /B/elldandys_Husband, due to spending time in 4chan. Originally an alt.)

There are several ways to tell a R_ACM alt:

Sky blue Verdana font. (Hex color code: #00ccff)
German and sometimes Latin in his posts.
Signature: R_ACM will usually have his [AS] wives, anime girl harem, [AS] Whackomedy, and various YouTube links to AMVs of mostly German songs.

Fanboyism

R_ACM has often gone on numerous rabid fanboy rampages over various anime girls, often gasming all over the ASMB, pic-whoring, and even claiming to be married to two anime girls, as well as having a whole harem of them, which is totally braggable. He has destroyed threads, scared n00bs and 1337s alike, and even inspired uprisings with his fanboy ninja arts: Pic-Whore No Jutsu, Font Amplification No Jutsu, Illiteracy No Jutsu, Flame No Jutsu, Squee No Jutsu, ZOMG No Jutsu, and the ever-unpredictable Fanboy Nuke No Jutsu. Because of his attraction to anime girls, he refuses to ever give real women the time of day no matter what others say. After all, real women are teh s uck. (If your name is Dina34714 or InuYashamanga1314, go hoam.)

Among R_ACM's fanboy favorites:

Belldandy (Ah! My Goddess)
Urd (Ah! My Goddess)
Marller (Ah! My Goddess)
Sora (Ah! My Goddess)
Megumi (Ah! My Goddess)
Talho (Eureka Seven)
Gidget (Eureka Seven)
Orihime (Bleach)
Tatsuki (Bleach)
Rukia (Bleach)
Chizuru (Bleach)
Kukkaku (Bleach)
Rangiku (Bleach)
Yoruichi (Bleach)
Myun (Macross Plus)
Fuu (Samurai Champloo)
Yatsuha (Samurai Champloo)
Robin (Witch Hunter Robin)
Doujima (Witch Hunter Robin)
Marlene (Blue Gender)
Asuka (Evangelion)
Rei (Evangelion)
Misato (Evangelion)
Kagome (Inuyasha)
Sango (Inuyasha)
Kagura (Inuyasha)
Haruko (FLCL)
Kaname (Full Metal Panic)
Testarossa (Full Metal Panic)
Melissa (Full Metal Panic)
Motoko (Ghost in the Shell)
Prime Minister Kayabuki (Ghost in the Shell)
Blue (Wolf's Rain)
Cher (Wolf's Rain
Jaguara (Wolf's Rain)
Seras (Hellsing)
Integra (Hellsing)
Simca (Air Gear)
Ringo (Air Gear)
Rika (Air Gear)
Ton-chan-sensei (Air Gear)
Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Rose (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Izumi (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Sloth (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Esther (Trinity Blood)
Asta (Trinity Blood)
Noelle (Trinity Blood)
Caterina (Trinity Blood)
Naru (Love Hina)
Kitsune (Love Hina)
Haruka (Love Hina)
Rosette (Chrono Crusade)
Satella (Chrono Crusade)
Scheris (s-CRY-ed)
Mimori (s-CRY-ed)
Ayase (s-CRY-ed)
Nina/Anna (Monster)
Haruhi (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Mikuru (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Re-l (Ergo Proxy)
Mireille (Noir)
Kirika (Noir)
Saya (Blood+)
Julia (Blood+)
Kaori (Blood+)
Min (Blood+)
Mao (Blood+)
Uchida (Noein)
Manx (Weiß Kreuz)
Burman (Weiß Kreuz)
Tot (Weiß Kreuz; pronounced "tote" for the German-illiterate)
Saya (Tokko)
Kureha (Tokko)
Sakura (Tokko)
Ibuki (Tokko)
Tohru (Fruits Basket)
Kagura (Fruits Basket)
Arisa (Fruits Basket)
Momo (Peach Girl)
Sae (Peach Girl)
Nadie (El Cazador de la Bruja)
Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
Renge (Ouran Hich School Host Club)
Chun-Li (Street Fighter II V)
Masane (Witchblade)
Asuna (Negima!)
Sunako (The Wallflower)
Noi (The Wallflower)
Steven Blum
Crispin Freeman

And others I'm probably forgetting right now.

The Jury on His Fanboyism:

"He can be sofa king scary!" ~Kagome_Naked a.k.a. SwimPsyco
"YES SHE IS!" ~Real_AirCooledMan, when dudeco once posted in a Blood+ thread saying that Saya wasn't a lesbian
"Guy really needs some vagoo." ~inuyashaboy05
"Real women just don't cut it anymore. Now excuse me while I search for some Ah! My Goddess yuri...gawd I need some hawt BelldandyXMarller pics!" Real_AirCooledMan, using Belldandys_Husband

Anime R_ACM Likes

On [AS] (Only includes shows [AS] currently has):

s-CRY-ed
Eureka Seven
Blood+
Bleach
Big O
Cowboy Bebop
Shin-Chan
Inuyasha
Samurai Champloo
Paranoia Agent
Trinity Blood
Ghost in the Shell: Stand-Alone Complex
Fullmetal Alchemist
Neon Genesis Evangelion
FLCL

Off [AS] (Hardly complete and needs input):

Ah! My Goddess (Beware any posts he makes with Belldandys_Husband)
Death Note
Meine Liebe
Meine Liebe Wieder
Love Hina
Pumpkin Scissors
Monster
Air Gear
Weiß Kreuz
Noir
Great Teacher Onizuka
Chrono Crusade (Beware the posts he makes with Satellas_Husband)
Noein
Macross Plus
Tokko
Law of Ueki
Hellsing
Kikaider
Wolf's Rain
Blue Gender
Elfen Lied
Ex-Driver
Full Metal Panic
Ergo Proxy
Desert Punk
Genshiken
Ouran High School Host Club
Last Exile
Chobits
El Cazador de la Bruja
Peach Girl
Ninja Scroll
Air
The Wallflower
Gankutsuou
Virus Buster Serge
Azumanga Daioh
Witchblade
Street Fighter II V

And a bunch of other shows I'm probably forgetting right now.

There is no four.

Four is right out!

Comedy Shows on [AS] that R_ACM Likes

Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Home Movies
Metalocalypse
Sealab 2021
Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast
Mission Hill
Robot Chicken
Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law
The Brak Show
Moral Orel
American Dad

Buttsecks?

There once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail.
Then one day, they realized they could sleep with another male.
Now they're having buttsecks!
Cowboy Buttsecks!
SODOMAAAAAAAAAAY!
SODOMAAAAAAAAAAY!
SODOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Sodomy.