RPD
From Asaction
RPD is a cool dude, he gave me the nickname GMan CAC
hey ju need stuff in jur page!! RPD is lyk awesome lyk srsly lyk omg!! hawt! - ciddeh.
I know. I finally signed up, but I've gotta figure this shit out...
Too late I beat you to it!! HA HA!!! Sucker!!!
That's way better than anything I'd have written, anyway! ;)
| Real Name | RPD |
|---|---|
| Registration Date | July-16-2003 |
| Rank | SwimIcon |
| Regulars | Action Discussion |
Contents |
In the Beginning
RPD was born a child prodigy. He created and learned to play guitar while still an infant. His guitar was created using a plastic bag, rubber bands and strands of twine with which he was allowed to play. At the age of 6 he rose to the status of GOD OF ROCK. He was offered a deal to tour with Aerosmith, but turned it down to attend Grace Christian Academy with the goal of becoming a preacher. When RPD hit puberty, he decided that life devoted to God was not his calling. After "leaving" GCA, he was actually kicked out for having a girl in his room past curfew (true story from my life, not his and it was a dude not a girl and curfew was only 9pm, so I didn't... n/m, back to him) RPD spent the next two years living in the 1974 Honda Civic he won at a dog fight. He toured the Western United State and Canada playing at honkey tonks and saloons to pay for his gasoline and booze. On his way back from the Canadaian Arctic Circle, where he developed a fondness for polar bear stew, he ended up on a barstool next to Gordon Lightfoot.
After the Rock
After growing tired of his nomad ways, RPD moved to Mexico to pursure a career in Lucha Libre using the name RaPiDo. RaPiDo won many matches and is still honored as one of the greatest luchadores in history. RPD finally turned 16 and decided to return to the US because he really missed Taco Bell.
Return of the Legend
RPD's return to the US did not go un-noticed. He was caught by Border Patrol trying to sneak back into the country. Fortunately one of the officer's had attended an RPD concert and set him free, but not before calling the paparazzi. As RPD walked the long desert road to Las Cruses, NM, he had a steady stream of admirers follow behind on foot.
The King Comes Home
After an being gone 10 years RPD's parents did not recognise him and threatened to shoot him if he came any closer. Here RPD remembered that he was wearing his RaPiDo mask because it was so damn cold compared to the Mexican spring he left behind. He took off the mask and his parents rushed to greet their long lost son. Then he grew up and did other stuff.
THE END
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