SportsMaster
From Asaction
| Real Name | I.P. Freely |
|---|---|
| Element | Fire |
| Pokemon Number | 23,091,230,957 |
| Registration Date | July 31, 2004 |
| Rank | Order of the Owl |
| Regulars | Babbling, Action Discussion, Rants |
Once a major IB camper, SportsMaster came to AD in the Summer of 2005 looking for secks, drugs, spam and some good ole' rock n' roll, initally posting mostly in InuYasha discussion threads. (SportsMaster later admitted that Inuyasha isn't that great, but he was a n00b back then). He later branched out to other shows including Eureka 7, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Big O, Ghost in the Shell, and Trinity Blood. SportsMaster is not loose, as he cares and wears a Trojan everytime. He was also protrayed in a minor yet-to-be-developed role in The Cilliad, the former AD FanFic project run by Inuyashafan213.
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Nice
This is a very, very nasty joke. Like, opening minutes of the Eva Movie where Shinji spooges on his hands (Spoiler) only much, much funnier, and less horrifying. This is all Moon's fault, as she should have used "Miss", but hey, SportsMaster likes bad jokes, so whatever.
Elimination Games
SportsMaster enters these games, yet due to the fact that Spice and Moon (along with others that due to their ties to the Mafia, SportsMaster will not mention) are dirty, dirty votewhores, SportsMaster never seems to win any. He tried to offer booze and free candy once out of a red van, but for some reason people didn't like that, and just hit him with sticks.
The Cilliad
Before The Cilliad was put on hiatus (and later cancelled) SportsMaster was just introduced as a minor character. It was never built upon, and SportsMaster's character will live on in infamy. Like Corkey from Life Goes On, but even less known / popular.
Spam
SportsMaster does admit to spamming a few times in England in the early 90's. He never hit "." though, and he never did it again. Any other reports to the contrary are filthy, dirty lies spread by Moon, Spice or Blah. SportsMaster doesn't spam. Ever. (This message was presented to you by the Swift Boat Veterans for the Truth of SportsMaster's Alleged Spamming (long, we know))
Babbling and Rants
Yeah, SportsMaster posts there. Yeah, he sometimes take long breaks from Action Discussion to post in these folders. Does anyone want to fight SportsMaster about it? SportsMaster did not think so. SportsMaster will now pitty the fool and show him (or her, SportsMaster is all for gender equality) the door.
Action Discussion
SportsMaster is cool. Seriously, he does cool things. He smokes Camel 99's and drinks Bud Light (Rocky Mountain High!). Don't you want to be cool like SportsMaster? Who cares what your D.A.R.E. officer said in 9th grade? He's a square, you however, can be really, really cool. So don't be such a wimp, light up and drink down pal. Oh, and just for the record you're name is Morgan Spandoodle, don't ask, but that's how we're gunna get the beer later tonight.
Other Stuffs
SportsMaster is a giving individual. In fact go to Swizerland and enter #48203720253-23 in the keypad. There may be something special waiting for you there. Not as special as say, the stuff waiting for Jason Bourne in The Bourne Identity, but still pretty cool. And yes, before you ask, it's definatly kosher.
The End
SportsMaster thanks you for reading his section and would like you to step into the next room with the man wearing the gloves, and look straight into the white light. Don't ask why, just do what SportsMaster says, and everything will be cool.
