OMNI-Enforcer
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OMNI-Enforcer
OMNI is a Native American word for "Paper Towel." He is a Grizzly Bear with lazer eyes. He first came into contact with Native peoples in the year 4853. They didn't know what to make of an animal with that kind of power so they left it alone...for a little. In the Spring of 4854 an accident involving a Tooth Brush, Arnold Palmer, and Elmo left OMNI near dead. He lost all trust with people after that horrible incident. After years of hiding he finaly got up the courage to go to Time Traveling School. There he learned of a Time when his kind wasn't mistreated. That time was 2005. He made his way there and is now living a nice life in a Cardboard Box. He also posts on the ASMB. Mainly in AD. Where he is loved by many.
Pictures of OMNI
Using the powers given to him by the Indian Chief Wonka Tonka
Spammity Spam
BULLETS ARE EVIL O_O
Fine whatev. You guys ruined mah totally serious informative page here. Now I will recite the ABC's:
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z. Now I know my ABC's. LA LA LA LA LA LA...."
- throws glitter*
More evil bullets. STOP IT!
STOP IT GHOSTS!!
OMNI... go make my page...
I'm not trying to make bullets... It keeps messing with the narration asterisks... :(
Which Page? I may do it. if I'm in the mood. Lolercakes.
Awwww.... we'll have to use narration equal signs... =h00gs=
Spice's, st00pid.
How was I supposed to know that was you? There are leik....no names here or anything. You could be Frank Sanatra for all I know. Are there any specifics you want?
You can go to recent changes... and it'll have my name by this page. =D And like whoelse would secks joo? REALLY?
...And what if I am Frank Sanatra? What then?
No, no specifics. Just write something.
Then I ask how the hell you're typing when you're dead. YOU'RE A GHOST SEE? I KNEW IT!11!!!1 Ok I'll go write something short, very short for Spice. Keep up the talking here though.
That would make you a necrophiliac. Gross, OMNI.
Short?! Well, it had better be good...
I had a cow named Sinatra once.
Gawd, did anyone ask you, Cille?
What, is this an invitation-only edit party?
Anyone can edit my page. It's fine. Was Sinatra cute Cille? In the Cow sense anyways.
Awww... I thought it would be just me and yOoOoOoou.
edit...LOL EDIT FOR BEING A MEANIE
...it's Sinatra
No it's for everyone. Duhhhh. Well regardless I'm sure the Cow was adorable. I say we let this die for now k? No more edits. I'm happy with the way it turned out. It actualy gives a good idea of what kinda person I am. Which is what these are for. So yeah.
OMNI the almighty
-there is nothing to write about here. the title of this section is good enough-
also, people need to edit this page more. OMNI needs teh repz, yo.
LOL OMNI I'm in your wiki editing your page. <--this guy's a fr00t
one last edit.... because I just have too
OMG...we cant have narration equal signs either!!! ghey!!!
Another fantastic comment by pierrot-le-fou
Yet again, nothing has been taken seriously on this wiki... oh well: Omni <3's Peyton Manning
Another fantastic comment by HeeroYuy135
QFT
Kagomes_Luver2789
made my own section. how's that for editing your page!?!?
