User:Capp 90
From Asaction
Capp_90 is the self proclaimed king of AD, elected by popular vote. He is the commanding general of a group of bandits known as the Purple Hurricanes. This group consists of his Leutenant CAC, his Private E74U, and his Chief of Sardines Champloo713. Other members of his naval corps include barfkid, J Dubb, and his sidekick KnightStar.
This is his story...
The Beginning of AWESOME!!!
Capp, as so many of his loyal followers commonly refer to him as, was merely your typical High School Junior, until one day a mutant spider bit its fangs into his testicles, causing an evolutionary growth in the young mans already swollen balls. It was this day that Capp discovered his latent powers that would one day save the lives of countless Americans, except for those who live in Utah. These powers include the Gift of Gab, Capp's most well known trait, or what the cruel and extremely gay moderators often refer to as spam. It was with this power that Capp delivered unto this world the most sacred thread that His Highest can possibly bestow upon us.
