100 unwritten rules in anime

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one day vadernaraku made a thread titled 100 unwritten rules in anime its still going on [http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/board/message?board.id=6&thread.id=5197281&page=1 right here] and has reached 100+ rules heres a compling of the ones that are up so far.
 
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# in almost every anime as in every disney film, one or both parents are dead (1-3: vadernaraku)
 
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# the protagonist is always a high school student
 
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# the enemy always stands in the path of an attack without every moving to the left or the right 
 
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# Main char has Super Powers? (4-6: JQuest15)
 
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# There are Ninjas?
 
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# Plenty of giant robots?
 
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# if you hear a sad song someones going to die (7-9: crushrose)
 
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# someone always turns out to be a traitor
 
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# bad guy turns out to be family
 
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# usually the father is a villain or the distant parent (vadernaraku)
 
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# There's always someone who has or gets crushed on (love interest)(I_am_Faye)
 
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# Theres always at least one attractive female character. (12-13: dudeco)
 
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# Unless the show is a mini series, theres always at least one seperate story arc that takes place in between the canon material
 
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# Friends become enemies, enemies become friends. (I_am_Faye)
 
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# You don't attack someone when they're monolouging. EVER. (15-17: Nevada-Rocca
 
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# Girls are always into the guys that treat them like crap.
 
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# Giant robots make everything better.
 
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# Super-advanced bipedal war machines require little to no training to pilot. (Blazeman47)
 
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# No one ever attacks when their opponent is most vulnerable -- when they are trying to summon up their powers. (19-23: memyself)
 
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# You can get away with anything if it takes place in an alternate universe.
 
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# There are no normal sized girls.  They all have 48 inch chests or no breasts at all.
 
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# Countries other than Japan are to blame.
 
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# Religions other than Buddhism are to blame.
 
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# Every group of characters must include one spaz; or a clingy hanger-on... (greatjob42)
 
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# characters get to hax abilities (JQuest15)
 
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# well there's always the old, nose bleed equals erection rule (26-27: aIikatt_25)
 
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# also...more times than not the guys are prettier than the girls (crushrose)
 
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# There is a female that is either pure, clueless, or completely aloof to everything. (28-34: I-am-Batman)
 
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# Everyone, including old men, (especially old men) bust out mega combos out of seemingly nowhere
 
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# Everyone can jump really high for no reason.
 
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# Everyone can also have other amazing physical abilities that are never explained.
 
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# There will be blushing and or redding of the cheek. 
 
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# Yell the protagonists name repeatedly in any hostile situation.
 
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# Many people die, and no one cares.  But when somoene with a fancy hairdo dies that is relevant to the story arc, an episode or two is dedicated to how this person died and the mourning relating to this person.
 
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# Your weak friends who get angry at you can cause a huge bump on your head and make bandages appear out of no where but when a villain attacks it is ineffective. (jackiemarie90)
 
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# No matter how many heavily-armed mooks the Big Bad sends after the protagonist, they will all be horrid with their weapon of choice and do minimal, if any, damage in the long run. (36-40: Euphamism)
 
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# If it's not a main character, it's cannon fodder and will miraculously be shot/sliced/magic'd to pieces by the same ineffectual mooks.
 
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# There will be an animal with an unnatural amount of intelligence.
 
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# If it's horribly annoying, it's not likely to be leaving or dying anytime soon.
 
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# No matter how many times or in what places the protagonist drops his/her weapon of choice, s/he will always retrieve it sometime between the end of the current episode and the beginning of the next episode
 
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# Sex-crazed attackers will stop after one strike to fend them off. (41-45: Foley_is_Good_149)
 
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# More emphasis will be placed on a character's power level than his speed.
 
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# All main characters have in excess of 8 gallons of blood in their bodies.
 
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# All main characters have 5 times the hemoglobin production capacity of a small village.
 
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# Yet again, BOOBS!
 
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# if you're attractive you can get away with major character flaws. (GARHUNT05)
 
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# the good guy will loose the first fight then go train and then beat the bad guy :) (crushrose)
 
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# Sexual relationships are to be limited to the following: a.  Between consenting teenagers. b.  Between students and their teachers. c.  Between cousins. (48-49: memyself_
 
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# Endings are to be ambiguous so that there are multiple interpretations as to what happened.  The only exception is when the ending leaves things open to a sequel.
 
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# all popular fmale characters must be raped, bonded or someother sexual fetish (50-52: GARHUNT05)
 
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# Female character cannot do anything without males
 
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# all old men are perverts no exceptions
 
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# At one point or another, the main character will get amnesia. (53-55: Nevada-Rocca)
 
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# Every episode must have a flashback.
 
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# Problems are solved using card games.
 
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# Yelling makes you stonger (56-58: myname)
 
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# The best pilots are EMO teenagers with no actual piloting skills
 
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# Never leave things in the fridge
 
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# racist people always gets their comeuppance (vadernaraku)
 
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# The villian(s) will always be courteous enough to let the magical girls finish their transformation sequence before attacking. (Teemo)
 
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# its obligatory for one person to stop in the middle of an epic battle and explain thier whole life story. (spring)
 
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# the one who wears glasses is either effeminate or gay or a lesbian (vadernaraku)
 
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# girls under 15 can have big boobs (63-66: firedragon54738)
 
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# maids make every thing better
 
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# nurses all ways wear those outfits
 
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# catgirls or bunnygirl are all jewels
 
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# There is always a Chosen One. (67-69: Nevada-Rocca)
 
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# Bigger doesn't always mean better.
 
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# If the main character's eyes start to glow, run. Don't ask questions, just run.
 
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# Takes place in japan, off the planet or different universe (70-73: HappyFatMan)
 
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# Hidden secret that completly changes the story
 
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# Loser becomes hero
 
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# Able to travel trough space, time, and different dementions
 
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# The most perfect and assured way to defeat your opponent is with a children's card game or equalvilant. (Wilhelm_of_Coal)
 
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# All transfer students are in on whatever weird events are going on (75-77: the_tick_rules2)
 
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# Slaps leave perfect hand shapes
 
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# All masked villains routinely hang with those they use their masks to conceal themselves from
 
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# If a two characters fall in love in an action anime mid-season one of the two will die in the next episode. (78-82: Swim_Cowboy)
 
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# The annoying characters never die they are only badly wounded.
 
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# In Harems the first girl/guy they see or bump into is the girl/guy they'll end up with.
 
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# Slutty school girls will only taunt us with there bewbz and end up with no one in the end. (gives us hope)
 
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# When the Protagonists beat an enemy the enemy later joins their squad. (*cough* Bleach *cough* Naruto *cough* One Piece *cough*)
 
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# when in doubt, do a a$$ dance (83-85: Sexiest_Questions)
 
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# having big BOOBS will never give you back problems
 
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# always have on a clean pair of panties so someone can by and put a stain on there(and on the rest of your body)
 
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# There must be at least one female character with blue hair. (memyself)
 
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# There must be at least one emotionless femal character. (Nevada-Rocca)
 
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# Every major attack must have a name, and the character using that attack must shout that name while using it in a fight. (memyself)
 
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# Very short uniform skirts and the wind never blows it up where you can get a look at the panties. (89-90: simpleanime)
 
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# Young emo teens pilot mecha machines.
 
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# Combat machines larger than freight train cars are capable of hairpin maneuvers at high speeds. (foley_is_good_149)
 
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# only kids under the age of 17 must be able to defend the world with playing cards/monsters (92-98: Sexiest_Questions)
 
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# there cant no sexy underwear for men
 
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# having a nose is optional
 
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# if necessary, a japanese backsaw can be use for a pregnancy test
 
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# any westerner in a anime must say "in america" within 5 seconds or will be considered a terrorist
 
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# if you cant withstand seeing a violent scene, think of a nice boat
 
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# if it exist, theres a anime version of it, no expections
 
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# Enemies must give a lecture before dealing the final blow allowing enough time for the main character to recover. (99-100: MoSo)
 
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# After the recovery main character explains his life and gains a substanstial amount of power.
 
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# where there are two males enemies or best firends there will be yaoi overtones. (spring)
 
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# Need cash?  You can sell your anime's rights to Adult Swim even before you know if the entire series will be available! (memyself)
 
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# Have delays in getting said # of remaining eps of (name of series) to [AS]  and while doing so have re-runs of said series until the rest of the eps have been delivered (JQuest15)
 
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# Every average joe walking the streets is a rapist (Swim_Cowboy)
 
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# One V.A. voices more than one character (crushrose)
 
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# Busty females wear shirts at least 2 sizes smaller than would be comfortable. (106-07: foley_is_good_149)
 
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# Nice clothes in a shounen will invariably become ripped, tattered, bloodstained, or otherwise ruined.
 
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# The wider the eyes, the more cute and innocent the character. (108-09: lordadmira
 
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# The more squinty the eyes, the more serious/devious the character.
 
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# Characters who appear to have their eyes closed 99% or more of the time are either very old, very badass, very untrustworthy, or some combination of the above. (foley_is_good_149)
 
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# Everything is more serious when it's raining... (RPD)
 
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# They always have to go to another planet/dimension to train (crushrose)
 
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# Small arms with standard ammunition are rarely effectual. (foley_is_good_149)
 
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# large armies could fire amounts of ammuniation and never hit the protagonist (vadernaraku)
 
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# No one is ugly. (Delta_Eko_Foxtrot)
 
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# If the fight is 50 against 1, the 1 wins. (116-17: memyself)
 
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# If the fight is 50 against 1, no more than two at a time will attach the 1.
 
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# if there women cahacter that freinds/gurdion with/of the teenage boy she will flirt with the teenage boy to come him just to mess with his head exsample misato and shijn from N.G.E. (ghostrek)
 
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# if the chick is hot, chances are she is ILLEGAL. (aka under 18) (salty_salty_friday)
 
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# --If-characters-have-to-travel-by-normal-means-long-distance,then-they-are-sure-to-be-attacked-by-a-group-of-people-who-intend-to-kill-the-main-character,-rob-the-passengers-of-the-plane/train/boat/bus,-etc.-or-hijack-the-plane/train/boat/bus,etc (empty_cookie_jar)
 
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# The normal length of a girl's hair is down to her ankles (memyself)
 
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# They are always based in Japan (fulltvalchemist)
 
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# S.crew the rules, I have money! (123-24: gaynor)
 
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# If ghostrek likes it, it's epic win.
 
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# If ghostrek writes it, no one can read it! (memyself)
 
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# If the main character dies, then they'll always be brought back, most likely stronger than ever. (J-Dubb)
 
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