Skeleton Key

From 667 Dark Avenue

Skeleton Key, also known as Gretchen, is quite possibly the forum's first original zombie member. She is a very popular member, and is well-liked by most all. Her current name, V for Voodoo, accuratly reflects her personality. She was recently divorced from her husband, Brent, who then deleted his account. She's an amazing artist, and is very talented.

Yes, very talented. But what a nutjob. Seriously, she bitches about her life constantly, yet doesn't seem to grasp that she is not the only one in the universe with problems. 'Oh my mother's making me cut my hair I'm so depressed that I'm to kill myself right after I write my latest fic which you should totally read and make me feel better about myself because I am so hopelessly insecure and twisted' Ugh.