From 667 Dark Avenue

This conservatively dressed, moderately attractive, and liberally opinionated young woman of indeterminate age, who at various times has overseen Foreboding Feedback, Burdensome Books, Disturbing Discussion, and a plot to assassinate the President^{[citation needed]}, has apparently become either so reclusive or so nondescript this past year or so that no one even bothered to make a page for her. She believes that one should inherently distrust all sources of information that anyone can edit.

If you see this person, count to zero, call Homeland Security, and scream and run away.

Someone's bunny rabbit gets a page here before a longtime moderator does. Seriously.