All Due Respect
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-A brother, who created one of 667's banners, which she stole and claimed the credit for. She confessed to this crime after a lengthy absence. Based on this, if she ever returns to 667 once more, she may confess that she really ''was'' a lousy admin. | -A brother, who created one of 667's banners, which she stole and claimed the credit for. She confessed to this crime after a lengthy absence. Based on this, if she ever returns to 667 once more, she may confess that she really ''was'' a lousy admin. | ||
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-Presumably, parents. She isn't actually the spawn of the Devil, but she may be the spawn of [[George W. Bush|a pal of the Devil]]. | -Presumably, parents. She isn't actually the spawn of the Devil, but she may be the spawn of [[George W. Bush|a pal of the Devil]]. | ||
Revision as of 19:37, 19 January 2007
All Due Respect, also known as ADR, Bella, or "you damned fool", was elected the forum's supreme leader by a highly dubious process that inspired much demand for a recount. She was widely percieved as a childish, condescending, divisive hypocrite, and constantly mangled the English language while apparently making faces. Her approval rating during her adminship was below 30%, probably the lowest in 667 history. Based on her views about sex-- that no one should ever discuss it or even mention the word-- she may be a young Republican. She was eventually removed from power and replaced by the visionary idealistic cult-leader Tragedy.
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Early Political Career
ADR's early career in 667 politics consisted mostly of insisting that the board dealing largely with politics be removed.
Policies
-Electing flatterers, sugar-high catgirls, and people allegedly obsessed with human bodily waste to staff positions.
-Burying Disturbing Discussion under Menacing Miscellaneous, so that newcomers wouldn't be mentally scarred by reading the words "serious", "mature", and "controversial".
-Entertaining ideas for new boards submitted by J, who got bored with said ideas after about a week.
-Requiring that moderators post 25 times a week, or every other day. Changing the workings of basic arithmetic so that these criteria weren't wildly inconsistent.
-Suppressing dissent with eloquent arguments to the effect of "I'm the admin and you're not".
-Demoting a couple of G-Mods who never did anything, which was seemingly what eventually got her thrown out.
Defeat
On New Year's Day, 2007, ADR was overthrown by a violent military coup-- namely, Gigi and Jemima listing strikes against her, and Tragedy rising from his grave and using his remarkable "admin power surge" attack in conjunction with the mighty banhammer. Giant robots were surely involved, and a highly placed source claims that the deposed admin was hanged alongside the moldering corpse of Saddam Hussein.[citation needed] According to several AIM-using necromancers, along with Triangle Eyes who harassed her via e-mail, ADR has spoken from whichever circle of Hell she now resides in, loudly claiming that she will be back more powerful than ever. If she returns and something cool happens, this page will be appropriately edited in due time, unless this humble editor finds herself deported to the hideous detainment camp of gitmobay.proboards99.com
Quoting the Admin
-you greedy doublecrossing BACKSTABBERS. you pretend to care about tiny things that I do wrong bu you know what the truth is? You just want to have your way like some little babies or something. Your selfcentered and powerhungry. You should be ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
-Oh what do you know little miss 6 posts Stop making it look like your the victim because your not.
-Um excuse me? Who are YOU to declare whats right?
-Now get out of my sight you disgusting pig girl.
Favored Rhetorical Technique
Family
-A brother, who created one of 667's banners, which she stole and claimed the credit for. She confessed to this crime after a lengthy absence. Based on this, if she ever returns to 667 once more, she may confess that she really was a lousy admin.
-Presumably, parents. She isn't actually the spawn of the Devil, but she may be the spawn of a pal of the Devil.
